Culotta

The road less traveled, but i wouldn't change the route

[Culotta @PhilCulotta]

Before you hang it all up, leave a message

[morazla @morazla12]

My entire Twitter feed for the past two days.

[Rock Farmer @RockFarmer5]

“Why do I have to block him though?”

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Women will get caught cheating and be like “why did you make me do this?”

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

How women look at you when you tell them you support ICE deporting rapists

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Women when you ask what they were wearing at the gym when they felt objectified

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

bro women are painfully retarded

[Dave @d4kdd]

This isn't an exaggeration btw. You'll legitimately say this and they'll look at you like you're an abusive, controlling parent. It's astonishing.

[Mr Cominos @nicks_dad44]

Her best friend at the bar when you introduce yourself

[Anime Kaiser Willy II @praesto04]

the fascinating thing about women complaining about this tweet is that the implication of it is that men actually think rape is so bad that women should, at a bare minimum, stop associating with their alleged rapist yet women think it's making light of rape.

[Akehebo ☕🐈 @Akehebo]

@PlisskenPatriot My ex kept on telling me about people stalking her on social media and I would just say "block them" and she would always try to find some reason as to why she couldn't block them. Weirdest shit ever

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[Culotta @PhilCulotta]

@SStricklandMMA You are one of the most pathetic weirdo guys on here. Of course you were impressed by murder you nincompoop retard psychopath. He literally almost killed someone yet he shouldn’t seek jail time? You really are shit for brains

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Dating nowadays is a joke. You have to act like you don't care, wait hours to reply, pretend you're not too interested just so they don't think you're too available. God forbid you actually like someone and show it. It's not love anymore, it's all mind game.

[Culotta @PhilCulotta]

@SStricklandMMA No one cares brotha, you’re honestly retarded so we all forgive you

[Culotta @PhilCulotta]

@mymaadfantasy Most drake fans arent drake fans because of his hits you absolute nincompoop

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

It's fucking over, better learn to plumb

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel