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Funny and acceptable.

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@getfiscal cant improve perfection

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@TheWapplehouse Took two gummies that I thought were 5mgs right before getting on a plane. They were actually 25s. Worst flight of my life, every little movement of the plane made me think it was gonna crash. Got to my car after the 5 hour flight and I was still too fucked up to drive.

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@NotJosephGarcia @kanwetwitty I can rotate four words in my mind at once

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@TownsUsa But everyday there's a new thing comin'
The ways of an oriental view
The sheriff and his buddies with their samurai swords
You can even hear the music at night

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@EverydayParks "was" is the operative word here. It burned down earlier this year (about a month before my parents' reservations). Hopefully they rebuild

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@TownsUsa The evening redness in the west

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@TownsUsa this is where the sleepytime tea bear lives

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@TownsUsa an iconic scene from the adventures of huckleberry finn, probably

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@TownsUsa im assuming the nps charges $30k to get married at mount rushmore

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@TownsUsa Saw some really cool petroglyphs near there. Although I guess that's more what used to go on there.

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When they say Marxism is a science, this is what they mean

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@joolsd Now I'm picturing a 90 year old Korean war vet taking dick pills just to spend hours on pornhub

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@tarenceray cant read it cause i dont pay for genecide apology, but here's what they wrote at the time: https://t.co/Vjx0UqihFL

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@BuzzfeedGDebord 1982*-2007**

*1981 Reagan Assassination Attempt

**2008 George W Bush shoe throwing attempt

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@CentristMadness @TownsUsa Pretty easy to get elected mayor when you're married to half the town

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@TownsUsa don't you mean normal il, a town in the midwest??

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@AlexJayBrady @willmenaker This is Walla Walla erasure

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@muiratcid @thamosdeaf Insane to try to do this with KGLW, and yet I think you're right.

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@MendipsMarauder @j_amesmarriott I randomly found volumes 2 and 4 in a used book store a while back and this post inspired me to start reading it. Hope I don't miss much by skipping 1

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@julianfeeld Just consume British media. Problem solved.