Phil Hamberg II

Breath and Bleed Boston Sand and Gravel…Anti-Vaccinated…graduation date unknown…the piss always wins

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

@NFCNorthNewss There goes my RB 1 this week due to assault and battery from the head coach

[Henri Jokiharju @CptJck_Sparrow]

Hot to get un-hung:

1. Belly button soup, shower
2. Bing rip
3. Acai bowl (nullifies previous night's bevs)
4. Back on the sauce

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

The piss is no different in Europe then it is in the states… HUNG

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

@LyselW any chance you are giving out free head?

[Mick O’Neill @mickey___007]

All said and done it was 12 minutes! Thanks to everyone but especially @PhilHambergII for getting me on the Swipes #stamina #stalion #2020riggedelection #banmefromTwitter

[Middlebury Men's Hockey @middmhockey]

Perfect weather for a little pond hockey up here in VT!

[D-III Hockey News @DIIIHockeyNews]

Huge Upset Alert: @middmhockey take down #5 @NorwichMHKY 3-2 in Overtime. #d3hky

[Mick O’Neill @mickey___007]

I would have to have sex with 30 different women to achieve this milestone

[Mick O’Neill @mickey___007]

So does @PhilHambergII #truestory

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

If you could give yourself head would you? I mean it’s practically the same thing as beating the meat… the problem is I have no chance of ever making that happen.#smallproblems

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

@MondaireJones You couldn’t be more delusional, you should try drinking

[Mike Roberts @MilwaukeeMRob]

@PhilHambergII Not one for public criticism, but @mickey___007 just didn’t carry his weight last night. Stick him in the stands tonight and bring up former Catholic Conference defensive forward of the year @TimmyT69420

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

5-0 The Piss, MIDD/Babo fought hard to the end. Tune in for a matinee rematch starting tomorrow at noon. #revengetour

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

Starting lineups: MIDD/BABO -@MilwaukeeMRob @mickey___007 @RamseyLongToe @CptJck_Sparrow @LyselW The Piss- Corona, Patron, LIT, BL, a pure vodka soda in net

[Charlie Spiering @charliespiering]

"Jackie are you here? Where's Jackie?"

Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) died in a car accident in August

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

Per Jeff Cox, Middlebury and Babson College join forces to take on #1 ranked the Piss in a preseason tilt. Game will take place at 8pm. Updates to follow. #battleofthebest

[Billybigtime @Trent0pat]

I wish I could stop drinking, but the owner of the liquor store has a family to feed. #forthekids

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

@mickey___007 Tell my wife it’s over, I found someone else. Their name is The Piss.

[Phil Hamberg II @PhilHambergII]

@mickey___007 Call my wife and tell her it’s over, it is Friday.

[Mick O’Neill @mickey___007]

The votes are in, and this weekends MVP goes to @PhilHambergII !!