Phil Piscitelli

Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Support @jedfoundation and @HuskyTHON 🤙🏼

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@LankyLewis If your interviewer is 19 and wants you to come by his apartment style dorm to talk then probably

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@JRoss1113 @FiresideYankees Agreed. Then they started over managing him and moving him all over the rotation and pen. His stuff was made for 1-2 innings. The perfect set-up man for Mo until he retired. To be fair (and possibly wrong since I was 13), farnsworth was a cut and dry innings eater.

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@xiggy89x Not in the conversation for HoF or an all-time great. You can say he was the last of a dying breed (closers), but his approach was always to blow 4SFB by people who weren’t used to seeing 100 on the gun.

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@meals_by_cug Hey paisan I know you must be tired from having to rinse the salt out of the bacala the last few days so treat yourself to this. You’ll never worry again about the olive oil getting everywhere like it’s your sister. Buon natale.

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@MILFWEEED I’m trapped in a hell of my own creation because I told my friend his mom could use my Hulu and now all Hulu thinks I care about is Yellowstone and the Jon Benet Ramsey murder case.

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@holyscheetz I got friendly’s after getting my braces off and got invited to Mount Olympus after school

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I’ve had thousands, if not millions, of fun size 3 musketeers bars in my life, but I don’t think I’ve ever bought and ate a single regular size one.

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@holyscheetz “I work in consulting”

“Great! Let’s hear the entire story of the bottle of wine you bought to this event please.”

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@almagal12 What’s a good series to pick up and spend some time with? I need some new ones.

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@holyscheetz I would challenge this and say, specifically, people who drive entry-level BMWs and Audis. You don’t need to look for a white BMW 3-Series with the cheapest trim package because they will always be directly behind you.

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@SteveCampy It’s the humidity

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@barstoolcarl What kind of noise does this brisket make when squeezed?

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If the New York Rangers win tonight 7 people who retweet this is winning a Hug Of The Game shirt. Comment your size. Bleed Blue. New York Forever.

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@JimmyRandazzo Medium. Please and thank you 🙏🏼

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@holyscheetz A rich and fluffy rice pilaf, if available, is a good change of pace

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@JJFree2381 This is low key one of the funniest tweets. They just have a cave-like system of 70 people in the back or everyone works a half of a shift per week

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@SteveCampy It’s been 35:00 on Sunday night for like 4 days now I’m losing it.

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@benjamminyo MOTM 2 is more experimental though. Let me know what you think.

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@benjamminyo No way. It’s not even close. The original MOTM is so legendary.