Phil Salter

Christian, Metalhead, Northerner, Wierdo...

[Phil Salter @PhilSalter]

@_badogblue @OpenreachHelp I'm guessing they've not responded to you either?

[Phil Salter @PhilSalter]

@OpenreachHelp I've tried DMing but no response yet. My isp tried to change over my internet to them on the agreed date but you cancelled their request 5 times.

I now have a 3 week gap with no internet as your engineer won't come out until the 29th (instead of the 11th as agreed). Please help!

[Phil Salter @PhilSalter]

Hey @OpenreachHelp, I've tried DMing you but just get through to a bot. I've tried calling but can't get through to a person.

Please can I speak with a person about my problem as my internet provider say it's your fault for a massive delay, I don't have any internet at home!

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@lin_manuel, PLEASE tell me you've heard the Muppets doing Hamilton?
https://t.co/8gEoq8yGDP

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With all the shenanigans in Parliament, why has there been no emergency #brexitcast this week? @bbclaurak @ChrisMasonBBC @adamfleming

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Templates when recording/mixing make for efficient and creative work. Less time searching through menus for the same plugins and more time getting creative! #homestudio #mixtips #mixing #recording

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Sidechain compress a snare drum with an la2a cranked up and mixed into the original quite low. It adds a lot of distortion and excitement to the original sound #homestudio #mixtips #mixing #recording

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@andrewhunterm Why not invade Wembley? You've got to do something to keep entertained

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If you want to know how a song was put together, do a cover of it, as close to the original as possible. You'll learn so much #homestudio #mixtips #mixing #recording

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@andrewhunterm Just watching you in Austentatious. I thought I recognised your voice- from the @PrivateEyeNews podcast! And you're involved in Qi too. Thank you for doing lots of things I love.

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@IKEAUK Thanks :)

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@IKEAUK my wife and I want to buy a sofa (Ektorp 3 seat grey), but it's not available online or at Croydon (our nearest shop). Why is that? We had a look online and it's available in some other Ikeas but they're too far.

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@cngwhite That is pretty decent actually

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@FretlessMonster @warrenhuart this inspired me to consider fretless bass for metal. Would roundwounds actually work on fretless?

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

I saw an ad in a shop window that said “Television for Sale – £1- Volume Stuck On Full”. I thought: “I can’t turn that down”.
#dadjokes

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@LondonMidland trying to get to Litchfield from Tamworth via coach. Staff unhelpful, replacement coaches ignoring us #badcustomerservice

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@cngwhite @SiobhanRJWhite Got to keep my pun skills up

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@cngwhite @SiobhanRJWhite :D:D:D you know it was the BEST!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 2006, volunteers removing litter from Ben Nevis found a piano near the summit. Nobody knows how it got there.

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@tescomobilecare ...phone that I paid money for. 'Reasonable use' surely covers the 2 years of the contract?