Lexie

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Special thanks to @brynnie_babe for the encouragement

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Sam is the Luigi to Nephi’s Mario and Lemuel is the Waluigi to Laman’s Warri

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

whenever a bride on say yes to the dress brought her husband to a fitting and he would be like “well, i want to see her in something SEXY and revealing” my third-grade brain would explode with rage & i would flip him off & then apologize to god for giving the middle finger

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

I’ve started going “yay ❤️” at every small thing that makes me happy and it has done wonders for my mental health

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Husband just told me a song from Pet Sounds was bad. Should I kill him

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Yelling into the void because I can’t do anything else about it right now: fuck recurrent pregnancy loss

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

If we could even just sell this place for what we bought it for, we could buy a house right now

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Yelling at the condo my husband and I bought in 2022: you were supposed to increase in value!!! Or at least hold it!!!

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @iamjacome_]

CONTRATEN UN DISEÑADOR GRAFICO Y DEJEN DE USAR IAAAA.

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Husband bought the MacBook Neo last night and immediately started using it to spreadsheet the shiny Pokémon he had caught in Legends ZA

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

@camillagluh

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Mental health bad enough that I’m listening to Pink Floyd again

[feygele 🧚🏼 @unclevanya69]

they're calling it Excruciating Pain Wednesday

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

@camillagluh This is why I joined your cult

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

@dykeluvbot I don’t know you but this came up on my feed and I can’t believe the comments you’re getting??? I don’t respect any of these people either

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

@camillagluh I’m a shooter for the Gene Wilder version because he was my first crush at 5 years old but upon rewatching the Johnny Depp version as an adult I realized that it also kicks ass

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

@toluvvsuki IIRC Ringo actually hated shaving and would rock a beard if they weren’t going to be performing/seen anywhere important. He had one when he was still with Rory Storm and the Hurricanes and had to shave it when he joined the Beatles

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

Yelling into the void because I can’t do anything else about it right now: fuck recurrent pregnancy loss

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[roseeee ❤️‍🔥 @roramdin]

“The only way out is through” buddy forgot about just sitting there and taking the torture

[Lexie @PhilTheCollins]

The lioness doesn’t concern herself with a rash developing immediately after wearing the new garments