(o_o)

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Huh, I always thought they did plenty of business. I wonder if…yep. Okay. Exactly what I thought it would be.

[Edgar McGregor @edgarrmcgregor]

Meteorologists:

Download all your local weather station data onto a thumb drive. Do it tomorrow.

[Jared Walczak @JaredWalczak]

Where are the "missing" votes?

They're coming, and I'll show you.

Perhaps you've seen this chart circulating. Let me show you why it's wrong, and demonstrate to you that this year's totals will slightly exceed 2020's. 1/

[Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13]

Every time I criticize the Dems and someone says “so what’s the answer?”, I’ll just post this

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s hilarious how conservatives are terrified of crime on the NYC subway when this is a much more accurate depiction of what it’s like

[(o_o) @PhilipAitken]

Delayed as long as I could updating from bird to letter. And let me tell you. It is immediately so much worse. If I could retrograde to the older version of the instal I would.

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[The Onion @TheOnion]

BREAKING: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

[Akiyoshi Kitaoka @AkiyoshiKitaoka]

This image appears to bulge out, though it consists of squares and rectangles aligned vertically or horizontally.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Le Guin as always

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

new Mozart dropped before The Winds of Winter

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Ever since someone on here pointed out that cars get the cop treatment by media I haven’t been able to unsee it.

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Kinda rubbing salt in the wounds to use a government submarine to film the wreckage of a libertarian submarine.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

LMFAOOOOOOOO ATE

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of the Midwest

[Errai @errai]

Had this idea right as I woke up

[Max Fisher @Max_Fisher]

This dropped hearing aid prices by 90%+. Countless people who couldn’t afford hearing aids can hear now. Biden has done a ton of stuff like this. Don’t listen to the doomposters who tell you it doesn’t matter who’s in office. It does.

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Here's Why I Decided To Buy ‘The Onion’ // By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO https://t.co/YwgHkMN1gJ