Philip Cooke

martial artist

[Vital Wednesday @VitalWednesday]

He's our striker, he's our number 12 ...

#swfc

[Vital Wednesday @VitalWednesday]

Excellent news

#swfc

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Alex Scott has turned down a new Bournemouth contract amid strong interest from Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United, Sky Sports News understands 🚨

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

@FabrizioRomano Represented the country in the best possible way 😂😂

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

@danielsjourney1 Watched it on bbc

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

@Retromania4ever Work of art , looks a beast!!

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

And then sends you flying into the air , causing the car to barrel roll down the road

[Engineering Explained @Engineering67]

How Volvo Quietly Built the Safest Engine Bay in the World

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina's man of the match. Messi who?

[Ipostanything LFC @postanythingLFC]

We have just witnessed the biggest robbery at the biggest football stage. Money heist in football ffs.

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

So the official s protect the big team once again, deffo penalty for Egypt at the end #worldcup2026

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

🤳 Some messages from those who know Baz best 💙

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

@F1Movie watch first 15 mins ,switched it off ,load of shite

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

Wow take a bow Champ

[Matchroom Boxing @MatchroomBoxing]

DALTON SMITH, WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!

Thunder KO's Subriel Matias in the fifth round to win the WBC World Super Lightweight Title! 🔰🙌

#MatiasSmith #AndTheNew

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

@joeroganhq The bag ain't punching back, let's see him take one on chin

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

Wow what a goal that was Scotland v Denmark,take a bow Mctominay!

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

@M_Dunlop3 Well deserved 👍🏻

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

Rip

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

Xbana Milan 💙

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

Awe bless Roscoe 💔

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Lost my best friend last night. Thank you all for the love you’ve shown him over the years. Roscoe forever.

[Philip Cooke @PhilipCooke6]

🙌🏻 amazing 🐐

[Marc Márquez @marcmarquez93]

MORE THAN A NUMBER. 🏆