Phil Craig

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 @UncleChaps What a fucking beast

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 Dude, let’s go

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@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 I like how fucking smarmy he is at the end like, “I’m just willing to fight for them”. Then sign a fucking contract, hero!

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 Dude Militiamen are fucking hilarious. That lean in he did half way thru was intense

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 @UncleChaps This stuff is starting to physically hurt me

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@ZacHorton @starwars @timwellslive @Ben_Kerr11 @MickeyT_25 Idk! But that double red lightsaber Rey had made me feel strange inside

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ZacHorton @starwars @timwellslive @Ben_Kerr11 @MickeyT_25 Omg is the rise of sky walker referring to Kylo?! Holy shit

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@ZacHorton @themandalorian @timwellslive @MickeyT_25 Uh oh!

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@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 Gotta love quoting the Army’s worst creed in a video about being a boot

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@ZacHorton @ZeroBlog30 Boots are getting more and more bold

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ZacHorton @TheCodeCBS Since when do officers wear marksmanship badges?

[Phil Craig @PhilipCraig3]

@ChrisSalts @TylerCorderPGA @ZacHorton @thechad2053 @NTolliver1987 @AdamSchefter Lol vocabulary and explanation being the only two over four in your sentence doesn’t make you smart. Pretty funny someone of your “ability” takes a quip so literally. Must be hard having such a low self esteem. But yes juxtaposing (more syllables just 4 u) soft and weak is simple

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@ChrisSalts @TylerCorderPGA @ZacHorton @thechad2053 @NTolliver1987 @AdamSchefter Oh you just look like a soft ass lol. Not much more to it. I’m guessing you’re the type that drops after humping for 2 miles due to shin splints. I hope this answer is good enough for your obvious superior intellect *fart noise*

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@ChrisSalts @TylerCorderPGA @ZacHorton @thechad2053 @NTolliver1987 @AdamSchefter I can’t use enough words with a few enough syllables for you to understand. Sorry, chief #tyfys

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@ChrisSalts @TylerCorderPGA @ZacHorton @thechad2053 @NTolliver1987 @AdamSchefter Hey @ZacHorton , this kid not only FOUGHT for our freedom, he also has some FIRE comebacks. People like you, Salts, are what is softening up our military

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@TylerCorderPGA @ZacHorton @ChrisSalts @thechad2053 @NTolliver1987 @AdamSchefter I think Salts like fingers in the butt during climax. Looks #charminultrasoft

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@ZacHorton @MikeRoach3 HOW DO I FIX MALFUNCTIONS ON THIS THING?!

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@ZacHorton @MikeRoach3 #you’restartingtosoundlikeDerekBeaver

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@ZacHorton @MikeRoach3 Things like eating crayons/children

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@ZacHorton @MikeRoach3 The fact that you call NODs “NVGs”. #POG