KYLAX™

Web 3 & Tech Writer| Crypto guy | CFD trader | Aspiring cloud computing engineer| “I know a Guy” Enthusiast| Chelsea Affiliate | JW

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

stole it from that one tiktok

[Chioma🌹 @Iykyk_oma]

If you are being chased by a bee, don't run, just stare at it cause seeing is bee-lieving 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Pls laugh I beg you😭🙏🙏🙏

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

@OyinAjibade it’s super stressful

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

did 20k yesterday and i’ve not switched it on since

i’ll finish all my groceries first abeg

[N. @EdoFirstLady]

~ Lmaooooooo.

I’m cooking and I just ran out of gas. Called my plug to send and she said it’s 25k for 12.5kg
Oya nau, we go finish the cooking when money complete.

Make I go sleep fess. 🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

@EdoFirstLady it ain’t

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

old taker sorry sorry 😂

[† @enyinwa_]

I just found out, this boy who lives in my house has a favorite breast he prefers. What's even more painful is that it's my favorite one too.

We are now rivals.🤦🏾‍♂️

[OLAWALE @wallacemenace]

I wish it was 6 weeks during my time.

It was one of the most interesting 3 weeks of my life.

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

BIG NYSC NAIJA

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

JUST IN: The FG has approved the extension of the NYSC orientation programme from three to six weeks, redesigned the uniform, scrapped military drills and parade activities, and replaced passing-out parade with graduation ceremony.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[Cira @CiraNzube]

A date long overdue 🤭😍🥳.
I had a blast last night fr @lois17835 .
Thank you so much!!😊

[Magnificient Daddy D.Eng 🇵🇹🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Tommyleewiz]

She said “Baby please manage”

I almost craze

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Bro asked: can you be a Nigerian woman? 😭

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

took them marseca leaving + rosenoir failure + 10th place to realize they stupid

just imagine being european champions and finishing 10th

that’s how ridiculous it is

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

Imagine adding Palestra, Lacroix and Xhaka in one window.

That's improving the pace, height, power, personality and physicality of the squad.

We mean business this summer.

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽🇧🇦🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

One game a week Caicedo Xhaka pivot

[44🇫🇷🇵🇹 @NurseLekan]

He get league title
Bruno no get

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

if not for the nonsense recruitment policy

na europe we suppose dey

[Lucent🇦🇷🇫🇷🇳🇱🇸🇳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @_Lucent1]

"Xhaka is driving the move personally..."

Gbewa bayen. He's Chels👏🏾💙

[Lucent🇦🇷🇫🇷🇳🇱🇸🇳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @_Lucent1]

"Xhaka is driving the move personally..."

Gbewa bayen. He's Chels👏🏾💙

[¥ourbreadgirl✌️ @Skipytima]

@PhilipKyles @OyinAjibade Ok sir
Add tomato, pepper, garlic, ginger, tatachi,and curry leaf and blend together.dont add tomato paste wen frying

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

@Skipytima @OyinAjibade ah very good

i don tire apron

thank you so much

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

you know the group of people that think like this right?

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

If they have enough garri to do this, why are they mad someone tried to steal some to feed ?

[KYLAX™ @PhilipKyles]

so selling gala man didn’t make sense after all

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 The agreement between Chelsea and Granit Xhaka on personal terms is guaranteed.

Xhaka is driving the move personally as he wants #CFC, wants to reunite with Xabi Alonso and wants to live in London.

Deal depends on the clubs.

🎥 https://t.co/i1adjykerw