Philip Morris VII

Board Certified Gynecologist | Sea Island Equity Member | Buckhead | Mountaintop Golf & Lake Club Champion ‘15 | Shameless Peter Millar size M

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Bitches will rip Smartwater bottle geebs for 4 years straight, then pivot to a health and wellness account telling you to buy a copper filtration system to cut out microplastics #still🪵

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4 transfusions deep taking a nap on the urinal pillow

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6 hours of sweaty balls, 1 nearly-shidded pair of pants, 0 gobbles. Putting up prime Angel Reese numbers against the thunder chickens

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Goymaxxing = increasing Meta shareholder value. All in a day’s work.

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Bush gotta be taller than the walls of Jerusalem. Perhaps shabboff that Bushlom

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@msiziworld You just got Aids, pal. Hope this helps

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Sloppy ass chipper bowl to farmer’s market pipeline. Gusher

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You know what, hell yeah

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farting on a big set of tits

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She could give a footjob without even being in the same zip code

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In places you don’t want to be doing shit I’m not getting paid to do

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Yea or Nay, white boy?

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Got my sack caught in the Ninja Nutri-Blender Pro with reach-around adaptor and it emulsified my shit smoov off

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First they came for the Masters merch, and I did not speak out —

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No country for Young Niggas

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Sorry, can’t make it to the bar tonight, working on my Mammalian Dive Reflex

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If you haven’t seen European Armored MMA you’re truly missing out

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@PrinceOfFlint Is that kid rock

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Jarvis proceed with farting all night protocol

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Minority Stomper 9000

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Any ball knowers?