Phil👽

it’s entirely possible that Alien’s have invaded earth by now

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@TeddyyUris Why are you getting cancelled

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@TeddyyUris Happy pride Teddy

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Hi guys I’m alive

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@TeddyyUris Aw I love you too

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@TeddyyUris I love my cancelled bf

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@Will_Hanline @Donald1065920 Nothing

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My boyfriend got suspended

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@t3ddybearuris Thanks

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Any recommendations for soaps that get the smell of sewer off of you

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@TheodoreUris Nothing

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@wenttozier I mean you seemed nice when you were younger, I definitely would’ve been friends with you. If my version of you ever pops up I’ll try talking to him. I feel kind of bad that the older me’s are being like that

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What the hell happened in the span of 3 years that made the two older me’s hate Wentworth, I just thought my version of him was a little bit annoying but like 90% of the people in Derry are annoying

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@jessicajackkson This is heat

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@nellyartz I can resonate with this

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Borrowed some bird books because the Stans always talk about birdwatching and this guy decided to join today

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@nellyartz Why are we yelling

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Kind of losing the idgaf war

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@nellyartz @TeddyyUris Wow thanks can I get one too

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@TeddyyUris WHAT

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Unsupervised and cooking