Phill Willips

eternally tired

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@DougDougFood Thank you so much for publishing your latest book! I started dying of unrelated injuries part way through reading, but it was so transcendent a novel that a golden light shone from the pages and forced me to keep on reading! Thank you, DougDoug: Published Author!

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take me back 😔

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@whitesox I run a yearly charity stream for Monterey Bay Aquarium in September, we've raised $1m over 6 years. Would you send me some stuff so that I can raffle it off for charity? Could be literally anything. This is a real request, DM me if you're interested! #SaveTheOcean

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@Q_Review Where is never?

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A credit card is just a personal Ponzi scheme

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It’s January, I’m already cooked

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Is it unethical for me to take this really cool mechanical pencil I found in the back of an uber?

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2026 is gonna be a BLAST

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Oh Lord, give me Florida rizz tonight

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I got scammed out of my money #MeTuah

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Hbomberguy is iDubbbz if he had his trolls remorse earlier and ended up making better content after instead of worse

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Why am I not surprised at this rate

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We're back. Can we talk?

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Would you rather be stressed or bored?

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Shoulda known better 🤷‍♂️

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Do you think they sell non-alcoholic Twisted Teas?

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I hate monopoly

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I had more hope in Tyson than in Harris and both let me down

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WHY IS HIS WALK ON SONG “IN THE AIR TONIGHT”

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Believe in nobody and trust no one.