Phillip Wise

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@Xmusknewsx A.A.A.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@Xmusknewsx There is no such thing as “trans women”. There are only perverted transvestites. No one uses the “transvestite” word anymore because it calls out what they are, perverted men who show up wearing women’s clothing. So no, men shouldn’t compete in women’s sports!

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@TrumpsHurricane Duh

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@zeenat_2210 Number-3

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@1Nicdar YES!!!

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@IvankaNews_ Brains!

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@MattWallace888 DEI at its best

[Komatsu Forklift North America @ForkliftKomatsu]

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[Talmadge @Talmadge_Gray]

Love this.

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@DudyNobleField The transfer portal makes it way to easy for 18-20 year old players to jump ship when they get their feelings hurt. If he thinks Leach hurt his feelings, he should have been around to hear what my WW-II Veteran Dad would say if I handed him the wrong screw driver!!

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@AAUP Are you afraid of being held accountable? Every employer holds their employees accountable for their performance. Why should a tenured professor be any different? Are you beyond reproach? Maybe your just afraid someone will see that you’re not doing your job.

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@HailStateFB Heck to the yeah!

[Mississippi State Baseball @HailStateBB]

📍Dudy Noble Field

Can’t beat it.

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

Chris Wallace constantly debating the President and talking down to him is disgraceful.

[The Lilly Company @LillyForklifts]

One of the many tough decisions forklift buyers grapple with is whether to buy an electric or liquid propane gas (LP) forklift. #lillyforklifts
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[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@aclexionna @H_Kylin Why not just be a man first, forget football, take out a school loan and get a college education like everyone else?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

Go vote for Kelsey Ledbetter!

[Daily Journal Sports @DJournalSports]

H-O-R-S-E Challenge
First Round (G)
#djpreps

[Phillip Wise @PhillipWise]

@CrownEquipment Brave engineer that put lights on a counter weight. Possibly a "profit center" for the parts department?