“Philly” John Armstrong

Love cold beer and hot babes. Never been to Europe and I never will. Big fan of Onion rings. Expert in motorboating.

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Is there any chance my boss would be disappointed at some of the instagram story likes I’ve handed out today?

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@RickSterling79 Getting pucks in deep to establish the forecheck.

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@RickSterling79

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@cmoneycar My buddy Marcus once said, “there was once a dream that was Rome”. Stand up guy.

[westerosies @westerosies]

A perfect end to a perfect season. Ira Parker you have absolutely captivated me. #AKOTSK

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

RT if you’re drinking a Bud for America 🥇

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@GameOfThrones

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Hey Mr Beast I would pay you a massive amount of money for this to happen. Please let me know where I should sign up and when this is going down.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Would you spend 30 days handcuffed to your ex for $250,000?

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@BBludau130 @RickSterling79 Watch what you say here youngin. You keep crying a river on this app and you are gonna earn yourself a vintage Delco ass kicking.

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Probably not the best night to be Mexican. Try ordering a Stella Artois or a Heiniken tonight. Distract the bartender, make her think you are a chill Englishman just visiting.

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Some Friday scripture for everyone.

“Thou has let us get to Friday, therefore we must drink 40 light beers and text our exes.” - Book of Philly John 6:9

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@SECfootballFan4 @timmytimjohns Yeah piss and jizz is definitely a drink. Once had it with a Reuben back in ‘89. Solid drink, has a weird, semen like aftertaste though.

[JP @EVillageVillain]

Yo E did you tell Sloan I said waddup?

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

1 billion dollars and be president of the universe or get to relive the honeymoon phase with the one that got away. #Friyay

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@winter1scumming @BigPhil_1974 Winter, can’t wait to see you. I know @BigPhil_1974 and I are looking forward to hanging out with our brotha from anotha motha

- Philly

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Does anybody get more play then my buddy @BigPhil_1974 I mean cmon, this guy is rolling in it!

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Split the Shareholder #Aloha

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@winter1scumming Are you ever gonna get one right?

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

Hairy seats? What am I Chewbacca? #shrink

[“Philly” John Armstrong @PhillyJohn1776]

@RickSterling79 Love this for you Rick. My suggestion is to break in the glove. Never know when you are gonna need to turn 2.

- Philly