PhiloSynthetic

Reject Entropy, Embrace Eternity.
Automation over immigration.
Elder Zoomer.

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@visegrad24 The same government that thinks it will keep teenagers off social media cannot even make sure all the pilots have licenses.

Wild country.

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>great news

They just condemned someone to a life of loneliness and misery, probably an early death by suicide as well so that they can say "my child is in the 99.99th percentile" 1 million times.

But yeah, congratulations on the homunculous. Also pregnancies aren't succesful until the birth is over; your statistics and studies expert everyone.

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@LizWebsterSBF Imagine falling for this.

[Modern McCarthyist @McCarthyist2]

> Fujimori “loses” three elections in a row
> Trump cuts USAID
> she immediately wins the next election

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@bradcooluncut Brad Cruel is growing stronger...

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@MakeKanyeKing @bumbadum14 I have one thanks, for my well, because I don't live in the city.

[Chris Worman @CA_Worman]

@peterrhague Fundamentally, it’s a mindset of growth and abundance vs. stagnation and fighting over what’s left.

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@CedarAndHoney In other words, global oil prices are up significantly and canada is reaping the benefits.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad 10 years later and Owen is once again unintentionally the rights strongest soldier.

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The October surprise this year is inflation being wiped out by Iran's collapse and a sudden glut of oil out of the gulf. A military and economic victory that the public has been told was not possible for months.

Or at least that's what Trump is hoping for.

At this point just let the big man cook and hope for the best. It'll all work out in the end.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan I hope they put this guy in the same cell as Karmelo, who is 5'7" and 130 pounds.

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Lmao.

>ifonlyyouknewhowbadthingsreallyare.jpeg

[Darren of Plymouth @DarrenPlymouth]

“I never thought I’d live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the snivelling self-righteous twats, going around shaming everyone.”

- John Lydon, The Sex Pistols

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@Bologna_Soprano @rogerduckman @devinsgate @bumbadum14 Points for creativity.

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Why would you ever bring your young daughter's to the middle east and then leave them alone?

This guy was willing to leave his 2 children poolside while he went to get ice cream. In the year of our lord 2026. As a British person.

People like this father are why the western world is crumbling. It isn't boomers writ large, it isn't burnt out zoomers, it is this guy.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

A footballer about to travel to USA to play in the World Cup has been accused of trying to lure a 14-y-old British girl behind a hedge for a 'cuddle' after approaching her at a hotel in Turkey

It’s likely that he plays for Iran.

Speaking to the Daily Mail, the teenager's father said his daughter was left panicking and in tears after the incident, which occurred whilst she was by the pool alone with her ten-year-old sister.

The family's holiday took what was initially an exciting turn in late May when they realised they were staying at the same hotel as a World Cup-bound football team.

While the starstruck family enjoyed exchanging friendly greetings with the players, things turned sour on May 24.

The trouble began right after lunch when the father and some of the family went for ice cream, leaving the two girls lounging by the pool.

'We were getting ice cream when my partner's phone rang and it was my daughter crying her eyes out,' the father recounted. 'She asked us to hurry up and come to the pool.'

Upon arrival, they learned from his daughter that a footballer had approached her by the sun loungers.

Excited to meet a celebrity, the 14-year-old asked for a photo, after which he took her phone, entered his Instagram details and messaged himself from her account.

After she confirmed her age, the footballer allegedly called her 'hot' and asked for a cuddle.

When she refused, he insisted, asking her to come behind a hedge 'where no one could see'.

Panicking, she told him her dad was on his way after which he hid on the other side of the pool.

Furious about the incident, the father immediately notified hotel management.

He later received a call from reception and met the team's coach and staff, who offered their apologies.

'I don't want an apology from you,' the father said, demanding instead to confront the player about harassing young girls.

The staff and coach assured him the player would issue a personal apology and would be removed from the hotel. While the incident was unfolding, the father's partner discovered another young guest at the hotel who had allegedly also been approached by the footballer.

He said: 'My partner met another British mother who said her 15-year-old daughter had also been approached inappropriately by the same player.

'We tried to persuade her to go to the police with us, but she said she didn't think anything would come of it because it was "part of their culture" to behave that way.'

In a further blow, the father said he discovered the following day that the player had not been removed from the hotel and was denying any wrongdoing.

The footballer had claimed the girl asked him for a photograph and that nothing inappropriate had happened.

With only one day of their holiday remaining, the father decided to wait until returning to Britain before attempting to raise the issue more widely.

He has since contacted the Turkish authorities and his local MP to raise his concerns about the player's behaviour.

The father believes the hotel failed to take the complaint seriously.

'My concern was that as soon as we left, he'd be back around the pool doing the same thing to other children,' he added.

The player's football club and the hotel have been contacted for comment.

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@visegrad24 He took his two young daughter's to Turkey and left them alone by the pool... so that he could go get ice cream?

In 2026?

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

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@visegrad24 Meanwhile Restore:

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@RsngShock >which is just tap water that isn't run through pipes

Do Americans really?

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@rogerduckman @devinsgate @bumbadum14 Don't call people schizophrenic if you don't want to be called a faggot 🤷‍♂️