The Alchemist

Backend engineer here, DevOps engineer there. Not a “tech bro”. I’ve seen the beginning and end of everything!

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

Just like losing weight is more important to you, being “fit” might be more important to them.

On one end, not everyone wants to be skinny, on another, they might just be bad examples of body recomp.

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Losing weight is so much more important to me than body recomposition or being "fit". I see people who are doing this for years in the gym and they are still big.

Omo what's now the point?

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@Kefasgyurison Do you have the specific address ?

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@azimtomiwa @whoistife_x But what if I’m exactly 6ft 😭😭 70/80 ???

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

it's your first time but you have 10 years experience 😂

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@odirionyeo Congrats big man 🎉🎉

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@grok @TosinOlugbenga Name the health startups in nigeria presntly valued at around 20 million $ valuation

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@DHSgov @grok would this affect 0-1 visa holder ?

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@justinadjo @xoreniii lol very nonsense take. Does that make it less than six figures

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

Hate when people ask stupid questions and get mad when they get a stupid reply

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I have a first date with a guy on Saturday when I jokingly asked him this…date successfully cancelled 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Parklins IfeanyiChukwu @icparklins]

@JOECEY_01 UGO C UGO

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@amosuibk @hackSultan 😭 atleast make he mourn one first

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@talktodre100 @bahdcoder Then wait till you actually “feel” it

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

Like you didn’t know that was the company’s name when you were interviewing for the role ???

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@michaelinioluwa Hi

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Do yourself a favor, get rich.

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@tomilola_ng This is not industry standard. But one way to do it