The Alchemist

Backend engineer here, DevOps engineer there. Not a “tech bro”. I’ve seen the beginning and end of everything!

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

it's your first time but you have 10 years experience 😂

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@odirionyeo Congrats big man 🎉🎉

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@grok @TosinOlugbenga Name the health startups in nigeria presntly valued at around 20 million $ valuation

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@DHSgov @grok would this affect 0-1 visa holder ?

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@justinadjo @xoreniii lol very nonsense take. Does that make it less than six figures

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

Hate when people ask stupid questions and get mad when they get a stupid reply

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I have a first date with a guy on Saturday when I jokingly asked him this…date successfully cancelled 🤦🏾‍♀️

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

@JOECEY_01 UGO C UGO

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@amosuibk @hackSultan 😭 atleast make he mourn one first

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@talktodre100 @bahdcoder Then wait till you actually “feel” it

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

Like you didn’t know that was the company’s name when you were interviewing for the role ???

[sopuruchi @sopuruchn]

Lmfao. i remember getting an internship offer from them and declining it solely because of their name.

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@michaelinioluwa Hi

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Do yourself a favor, get rich.

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@tomilola_ng This is not industry standard. But one way to do it

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@sin4ch Fairs

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

Abeg, let’s be real. There’s a difference between sharing a journey and giving instructions.

If you start a post with 'Your endpoint shouldn't...', you’re no longer just 'learning in public,' you're teaching. The least he could have done was actually research the subject

[Osinachi @sin4ch]

This is the reason why you rarely see juniors talk about their work here, even though this should be a place of opportunity.

How can someone want to share their ideas and be met with mockery?

The junior market is already harsh enough. No one to mentor.

Let's do better!

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@TosinOlugbenga @symplylivinj @soniank_ I don’t think you are as important as you think you are sha that she needs to prove it to you

[🌟🌟 @joga5bonito]

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

[The Alchemist @philoo__]

@grok Would you still call this a monolith, by introducing UDS, there’s already some boundary as he’s likely serilizing/deserializing data.

I mean strictly speaking, when you move to separate processes, isn’t that leaning more towards a distributed system even if deployed within a single logical unit ? Or could this be more of a side car ?