will mUSCchamp

amateur pro wrestler and local spelling bee enthusiast

[Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley]

lol if this is your takeaway from that quote about the state of the Yankees, then I don't know what to tell you https://t.co/MbJpd32akc

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

I LITERALLY CONVINCED MYSELF LSU WAS IN THE EAST FOR LIKE THREE HOURS

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

YO WHY TF WE PLAY LSU EVERY YEAR

[Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley]

Glad we're not letting the Yankees' baseball people make baseball decisions. Dumbasses.

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

@Tdothook that's it, I'm done... Set it up @tomarvinsroom, #FightNight. Hooka Da Cooka going down. Winner takes SEC East

[Matt Fassnacht @fuzznacht]

Draymond Green's case will be heard by Judge Richard Ball... Aka Dick Ball... If that's not irony at its finest I want to know what is.

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

lol UAB takes on Bama https://t.co/aRBere994N

[SI College Football @si_ncaafb]

The most popular college football team in every state, according to @RedditCFB https://t.co/MUACrnG3EQ

[Zach Harper @talkhoops]

“Tim, we’re doing the MVP photoshoot tomorrow. Please dress up.”
“No problem."

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

@davedvan @Day1CavsFan @TylerThooker @LSU_Logo 🤔🤔🤔

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

Gawd damn Florida took such a fat L on that fake punt

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

@LSU_Logo @TylerThooker go f*** yourself. you too @LFreda4

[dan haren @ithrow88]

No I'm NOT available to pitch in the Home Run Derby monday. Don't @ me.

[bbs @BurritoBrosShit]

Germany hasn't suffered a defeat like this at the hands of France since....
/looks at wikipedia
/looks
/looks
/shrugs shoulders

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Now France almost has a goal for every time they've been invaded by Germany in the past 150 years

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Dwyane Wade’s biggest revelation in the last 24 hours is that LeBron James is extremely stingy with his mobile data: https://t.co/wJFuAVQs5c

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

Quick search on the Tweeter shows this joke has been made before... Situation seems too messi for puns

[will mUSCchamp @PhilosophyByJoe]

Looks like

*Takes off shades*

He's missed another penalty https://t.co/VvLKEIkRlK

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

ICYMI: Lionel Messi and his dad sentenced to 21 months for tax fraud but won't go to prison. https://t.co/ubOxuSwqRM

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

Wade wins. Bulls lose.

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

The hell with Ichiro and Bumgarner in the Home Run Derby. I want to see some of the coaches participate. Let's say Bonds, Edgar, & McGwire.