Phil Whisenant

a true junk child from the swamp

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

You can always tell the people who never got their ass whooped. It’s unfortunate we live in a time where stupidity is rewarded — another reason I hated what those clown-ass Yankee fans did in the World Series.

People are way too comfortable doing moronic things for attention.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I just found out that Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's incredible

1/2

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Now the press can work on getting the Republicans to have their convicted felon and adjudicated fraud and rapist who has been charged with stealing national secrets and obstructing the certification of 81 million votes to step down. That’s how this works, right?

[Phil Whisenant @PhiltheBold]

@SheaSerrano This feels very much like a @Justinfication tweet

[Phil Whisenant @PhiltheBold]

@InternetHippo

[Phil Whisenant @PhiltheBold]

@Justinfication Yeah I've been waiting on S2 since S1 finished 😭

[bald but my edges crispy @Justinfication]

We would be a lot smarter if we knew how to say (and accept), "I don't know."

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

funniest possible religion to take this stance actually

[FOX26Houston @FOX26Houston]

Houston's first black-owned brewery: For the Culture https://t.co/y4L06jMme8

[Phil Whisenant @PhiltheBold]

@Justinfication Writers were really out there like:

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Every American doing a British accent:

[Phil Whisenant @PhiltheBold]

@BBW_BFF YAAASSSSSS

[Phil Whisenant @PhiltheBold]

@bykevinclark I feel bad for the New York Jets but this is tremendous content

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

This movie paid for its entire crew’s salary during a seven month COVID shutdown without shooting a single scene. That fact should be inextricable from any reporting of its box office, but everyone just keeps ignoring it.

[wint @dril]

anything shorter than me is just written off completely by my brain. i can't tell the difference between children and dogs

[John Cusack @johncusack]

You stupid dumb cunt - U absolute fool - dem socialism is FDR ? the new deal ? - ever heard of it ? u moronic ghoul - you mental oyster - u fucking stooge . We did band together - for the gi bill , the interstate highways . For workers rights , clean water - social security - every right you have -
you dumb fucking gollum .

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[ol velasquez @away_goals]

if you say that every single thing a coach does is wrong and bad, youre gonna be right sometimes but i'm not sure it's really adding anything to the conversation

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

you’ve got to fuck up so bad to not get $8 out of me. i’m stupid, i’ll spend $8 on anything