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Father of two. Husband. Nutritional beverage producer. Sports fan. Jam band fan. Film & TV enthusiast. All views are my own - RTs ≠ endorsement.

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Theodore James Glasser
4/17/26 05:45
6lb 11oz
19 3/4" long

He's acting normal for being a little premature, but he will need to stay in the NICU for a few days to make sure he's breathing on his own properly.

Mom and baby are doing well!

We're extremely happy to have him ❤️

[ρнιℓ'ѕ @PhilthyG]

😞

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Tonight, the couch fucks you

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

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@MulchesOdyssey 🥂🍻

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IYKYK

[Jason Logan @CoversJLo]

Me hearing my order number called for my $1.50 hot dog after dropping $500 on food at Costco...

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@robt223 @UMichFootball

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

KAR❌A

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@ShittyVibesTM That's what the get for rushing the field against Western Michigan.

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Fuck TTUN sucks to suck. 🫡

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Patrick Mahomes: *takes a drink of Gatorade without spilling it*

Cris Collinsworth: https://t.co/DKSHy0BTJZ

[ρнιℓ'ѕ @PhilthyG]

And ya know it!

[gregcote @gregcote]

A bit of news to share. I must make official that, after 54 years at the @MiamiHerald, I am among the 30 employees laid off in the latest cost-slash by McClatchy. I’ll speak of this for the first time Monday at 7 a.m. on @TheGregCoteShow podcast & our YouTube channel.

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Good teams win, great teams cover. @MichaelRyanRuiz

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SMH @ TTUN @stoolpresidente

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A new era begins! 🅾️ @OhioStateFB @11W

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Get sum! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🚴🏻‍♂️⛈️🌪️

[ρнιℓ'ѕ @PhilthyG]

@MJHalloran @MulchesOdyssey Tonight has been absolute 🔥 love the new light rig too 🪩

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Phil's jam>Timmy Tucker🔥

[ρнιℓ'ѕ @PhilthyG]

@MulchesOdyssey Do we know who's opening tonight and if they're rotating between shows?

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@apisch @BillyStrings @QuinnDoinThings I was opposite side tonight, sec 114. Y'all doing MoementUM next week?