Phoenix Heywood

just trying to do better than the me yesterday.

[Phoenix Heywood @PhoenixHeywood]

NEW SONG https://t.co/OGx7geCG3r

[Phoenix Heywood @PhoenixHeywood]

@ughhhnnhnn dudes named mike

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

gonna start tweeting about family guy like euphoria

“Not Peter farting on Meg 😭😂”

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@ughhhnnhnn moms and their facebook!!

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

i love radiohead, when that little man starts singing i go wild

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@ughhhnnhnn *onions

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@elliottlockwood my girlfriend and i literally JUST found this out also! Does not sound as macho anymore

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

This is one of my favorite videos EVER lmfaooooooo

[Phoenix Heywood @PhoenixHeywood]

@Gusbuckets my girlfriend has over 50 plants since she moved in, and i guess my disagreement is she will NOT let me eat any of the leaves because she thinks some are poisonous and “fatal if consumed”. now fellas it would mean the world to me if you could tell her i could just eat one leaf.

[Geraint Evans is: AuDHD @GeraintWorks]

How ADHD people write VS how we have to write.