PhoenixPhyre™

What you believe alters what you perceive. - Sean Perkins.

I'm a comedian, a philosopher, and an etymologyist.

I also have a superpower of making band names.

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I'd rather repeatedly pursue my dreams and be a failure everytime than to give up on them entirely.

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@RightWingDad In N Out literally cuts potatoes for their french fries in the store.

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@DT2ComicsChat I will not be watching that movie.

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@DT2ComicsChat You put Joaquin Phoenix's Joker there, but not Jared Leto's?

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@RevRayCistman Wth she doing with an umbrella in a pool?

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@braves2430 Toss the sea insects.

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@OwenGregorian There's been multiple plans like this proposed over just the last decade.

Maybe now is the time to separate and have the rural areas break free from city politicians.

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@Udntnonutn @CynicalPublius This reply is exactly his point.

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@DC1877030 @grey4626 The whole concept of assault weapon is retarded, it bugs me.

By definition, a weapon is something you assault people with.

It's like saying edible food.

Redundant and retarded.

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@LauraLoomer @megynkelly @POTUS To reach an audience that normally wouldn't be reached.

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@ConanOBrien @JohnLithgow Why can't you learn to reverse the image?

Are you just so vain you prefer your posts to look how you see yourself in the mirror?

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@DT2ComicsChat Waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy overrated.

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@OliLondonTV They live in a bubble with such an immensely thick membrane.

They bark at sheep and get seal claps making them think, "This is the real world and everyone agrees with me."

I'll bet $5000 that the next movie he's in tanks like the Hindenberg.

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@eatinerni More pepperoni.

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@paratroopbrady @mommyinaz But, they would also need to know the definitions of man and woman.

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@DougWahl1 Only if Trump sues everyone who calls him a Nazi and literally Hitler.

But, there's this whole 1st amendment thing we have.

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@CynicalPublius Have SCOTUS label the alphabet army a bonfide religion.

It'll never happen, but problem solved if it did.

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@mtgreenee All you do is lie now.

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@OwenGregorian Future paid protesters since nobody else is going to hire them.

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@SonRanto @Jkylebass By your own logic, forcing people to wear pride flags is a giant FU to real Christians. And you obviously have no idea what rational thought truly means.

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@Chasin_A_Bass @GrantsCrossing @WorkElizab I used to drive a VW Rabbit and had to pop the clutch by myself often.

Push it up to speed and jump in to shift into gear and pop it in time.

I know how to pop a clutch.