Kaji Fireson

A usually sad wrestling fan and writer trying to find his place in the big wide world. He/him

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

why

[Ricky Bieniek @Riccaby]

if you can call them Charlie Sheen, Ben Kingsley, Pink, Lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, Cardi B, Mr. T, The Weeknd, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth, 50 Cent, Queen Latifah, Elton John, Michael Caine & Xzibit, I promise you you can call trans people by the name they want to be called

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

-screams into the void-

[Jessica McCabe @HowtoADHD]

For those dealing w/grief today… it’s okay to cry. It’s okay to miss them. It’s okay to enjoy what you can. It’s okay to take breaks. It’s okay that it still hurts. It’s okay to “be a downer.” It’s okay to ask for what you need. It’s okay if it isn’t enough. The hole is deep ❤️

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Cost for one vial of insulin:
🇦🇺: $6.94
🇬🇧: $7.52
🇫🇷: $9.08
🇩🇪: $11
🇨🇦: $12
🇯🇵: $14.40
🇺🇸: $98.70

No one should be forced to take out their wallets for insulin – a life-saving drug that was invented nearly 100 years ago. It's time to end the greed of the pharmaceutical industry.

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

"I'm a Level 1 Cleric. I can fix this!" -- @McBiggitty

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

@loadingreadyrun The first one I can remember is your crossover Unskippable/Zero Punctuation twofer. I think the first thing I can put a (relatively) concrete time to is finding Feed Dump about two Dumps before you decided you were done, or possibly just after they ended. Either way...

Oops.

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

@pussyfullawasps @Friends_Table ....god, is that how much Funnel Cake is now?

I'm glad I got hurt and can't go to the fairs this year, eff that noise

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“you should get scammed too because I got scammed” is the wildest position to take in an argument lol you buncha doofuses

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

@Keizaron Insert stereotypical speedrunner catchphrase [let's go with comically long string of o's]

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

@elgoonishshive @dantheshive @Hiveworks I feel called out. But I guess there are worse characters to identify with than George.

[Keizaron @Keizaron]

.@TwitterSupport @Twitter good job

(to be clear this obviously isn't Nukkuler, this is a gross impersonation account named NukkuIer with a capital i instead of a lowercase l)

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

@pussyfullawasps I am so, so sorry. We lost Shadow in October in this house, so we are your companions in mourning cancer-stricken Siamese. Every day we're afraid his brother will get the same thing.

Often I have to say I don't know how you feel...but this one time, I know EXACTLY how you feel.

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

Social media is something I tend to avoid, but sometimes I feel I have to post. Like today, to tell you I survived a car accident on Saturday. I was pretty badly injured, but the drivers both walked away. Stay safe out there, you never know what's coming around the next bend.

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

Long time no tweet. I return again to my slumber. #PS4share

[Kellz @PokeKellz]

Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood, do not let it grieve you- no one leaves for good.

This is a rough one for me. Rest in Peace, Sondheim. You were the best of the best. ♥️

[Anthony Rapp SAG-AFTRA National Board Member @albinokid]

An extraordinary artist is gone. He gifted the world with so many incredible songs, & many performers’ careers were catapulted by the signature, iconic material he wrote for them. May he Rest In Peace. #Sondheim

[Kaji Fireson @PhoenixRoost]

I just wanted to return briefly to tell @EdGambleComedy that I laughed too much at work listening to @OffMenuOfficial with @MeeraSyal . Partly at James but mostly at the name Romess Mangonathan.

I'm normally on team groan/resist puns with all my might, but that one got through.

[Austin Creed @AustinCreedWins]

Almost.... I don’t like almost.