Phony Snyder

Not the Co-Owners of the Washington Redskins/Football Team/Commanders. King & Queen of the NFL & the DMV. The #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC (He-Man, She-Ra)

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

Hail To The Redskins!

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@NFL...I am watching you all. Tread very carefully in the coming days. You have seen no wrath like I can bring! #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@JPFinlayNBCS Jim, Jim, Jim...No Christmas bribe for you this year, and be ready for the massive amount of dirt I'm about to get on you... #EyesEverywhere #NotGoingAnywhere #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@BackrowCommand I told him to get the ball to Terry. I want to increase his trade value and dump him for a fourth round pick so we can tank and get Bryce Young. #MasterPlan #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

Listen @JimIrsay, you cannot remove me as owner of the Washington Redskins! I don't own the Redskins anymore. I own the Commanders! #GotYou #CommanderInChief #IWontGoAway #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@cwdarney I believe the article @ESPN published had a quote wrongfully attributed to me. The "Dan" they're referring to is obviously "Marino." #GetYourFactsStraight #IWillSueYou #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@BenStandig That's correct. Ron gave Tanya the list, I might have glanced at it, made a few notes, crossed off a few names...and handed it back with Carson as the top choice. #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

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@LandoKalrizEN Exactly, it's about making money

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@Damn_Snyder Simple, I've got dirt on them too! #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@_mattschoen_ Buddy, I ain't going anywhere. With the slanderous details I have on every one, it'll be a cold day in hell before anyone votes me out! #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@discoque5 Because I own him, just like I owned every previous head coach. #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@w_jack0324 If he loses tonight, he'll have plenty of time to catch up on his sleep...HAHAHAHA #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

So, today has been a day full of half truths, some truths and some things are completely accurate. At the end of the day though, I apologize for nothing! Oh, and be sure to check out our ticket special with our Safeway coupon! #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@_mattschoen_ Agreed!!! I am so tired of the irrational hate that comes my way. Does anyone know how little my profit margins are these days? Being a NFL Owner can be stressful at times... #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

Be sure to vote for the new Washington Commanders' mascot!!! I ensure you voting will be fair, just like it was for the name choice. (I will also definitely be allowing Tanya to pick the new mascot just like she picked our name and designed our sweet, not bland, logo!)

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@HogFarmerJoe Should've been easy to get the crowd going. The Eagles were doing great! #GreenStillPays #FlyEaglesFly #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@1parickert @blloyd8298 You can have it for:

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@blloyd8298 And make myself head coach? I love it! #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

@DC_SportsGirl40 If I was head coach, I'd give you some emotion. Actually, Coach Snyder sounds pretty good... #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC

[Phony Snyder @PhonySnyder]

Yes, we (I) tried to trade for Jimmy G. Yes, we had a deal done. Yes, Ron Rivera is lying. Jimmy would've been much better than what we ended up with. #DanKnowsBest #CommanderInChief #HTTR #HTTC