Lillian

Every Once In A While, Someone Amazing Comes Along...And Here I Am -Tigger 🧡

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

In third grade, we all looked like little third graders. Now third graders look like high schoolers & high schoolers act like third graders.

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

“These are the best years of your life!!”
PLZ DON’T TELL ME THAT CRYING WHILE RESPONDING TO 2 PEER DISCUSSION QUESTIONS AT 11:58PM, BC THEY’RE DUE @ 11:59PM, FINISHING A SENIOR PAPER NO ONE WILL EVER READ, & JUST TRYING TO NOT END UP HOMELESS AFTER GRADUATION ARE MY BEST YEARS.😭

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

@LizBraswell @LizBraswell Just started reading the Twisted Tales series…kinda wanting one abt the Lion King now…😮❤️🦁 @LizBraswell

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

What a college student’s inbox looks like: ”Hey! Fall semester is coming up & we both know you’re too broke to afford it, so make sure u sign up for our debt traps. Don’t like the sound of that? Here’s scholarships that we’ll dangle, and no one will win! Have a great semester!”🤩

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

With this whole LETTER—not word—LETTER limit on Twitter, you literally gotta use every abbreviation & grammatical short cut known to man before running out of room🤣

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

Got proofs from my grad ceremony at college-pickin from 2 pictures here, btw. Supposed to fork over $100 something for 1 pic of me, shaking hands with the college President, & I had 1, unprepared shot to make it. Don’t wanna hear anyone complain about my photography pricing!🥲

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

@instagram I run my dog’s insta account. I ACCIDENTALLY put HER bday in, & not mine. So I’m locked out w/the account being unrecoverable. I’ve sent you appeals, my ID showing I’m over 13…AND MY DOG BIRTH CERTIFICATE! I keep being denied. HELP ME PLZ!

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

@instagram I run my dog’s insta account. I ACCIDENTALLY put HER bday in, & not mine. So I’m locked out w/the account being unrecoverable. I’ve sent you appeals, my ID showing I’m over 13…AND MY DOG BIRTH CERTIFICATE! I keep being denied. HELP ME PLZ!

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

Hey @elonmusk, can you please buy Facebook/Insta too? I feel like your “tech support” would be better than who’s running it now😑👍🏼

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

@mosseri @instagram @TEDTalks Can’t reach you anywhere else, so I’ll try here. I run my dog’s insta account. I ACCIDENTALLY put HER bday in, & not mine. So I’m locked out w/the account being unrecoverable in 30 days! I’ve sent you appeals and my ID showing I’m over 13…MY DOG DOESN’T HAVE AN ID! HELP ME PLZ

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

@instagram Can’t reach you anywhere else, so I’ll try here. I run my dog’s insta account. I ACCIDENTALLY put HER bday in, & not mine. So I’m locked out w/the account being unrecoverable in 30 days! I’ve sent you appeals and my ID showing I’m over 13…MY DOG DOESN’T HAVE AN ID!

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

@instagram PLEASE MAKE A WAY TO GIVE PEOPLES’ ACCOUNTS BACK WHO ACCIDENTALLY PUT THEIR BIRTHDAY IN WRONG. YOUR APPEALS DO NOT WORK.

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

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[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

Wow…I was funny🤣

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

Anyone else’s mom just waltz in your room & stare out your window?? Like the house literally possesses probably a minimum of 10 OTHER windows, including the one that looks out on her beautiful, complete garden she worked so hard on...but no. Yours is the one she chooses at 6am!

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

It’s nice seeing old peers from middle & high school, posting their exciting milestones! Some are planning their beautiful day, awaiting to walk down the isle. Others await to see if they‘re decorating a room for a baby boy or girl.
And here I am..waiting for my FASFA to go thro.

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

Anyone else get stressed out abt the fact that you have to get all the good wedding ideas into your “Wedding” Pinterest board BEFORE your actual wedding, bc then after you get married posting in it is pointless.... Anyone?? Just me?? No? Okay.

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

Today I went to work.
*Over the past month or so, I’ve been asked about being linked to the coronavirus...*
Today a man took one look at me & asked me if I’ve gotten tested yet.
I stared right at him and coughed loudly.
Today was a good day. 😂

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

Lift up this family, too.

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

To the girl in my math class, who constantly says, "I'm so good at this, why am I even in this class with you guys?"
Probably because you wanted to take an easy math your senior year like the rest of us, CONGRATS HUNNY!!!
...DO YOU WANT A COOKIE??

[Lillian @PhotoLS21]

I hate posts that say, "IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS, YOU ARE HEARTLESS!"
There's no point in it, and you just look so immature.