Photon Miles

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Sharing this again because some folks missed the joke at line #2.

[Photon Miles @PhotonMiles]

@ramit And in the EcOnoMic PoWErhOusE of texas no less...

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

True story

[Wifi Money Plant @WifiMoneyPlant]

An entire generation under the age of 30 is coming to realization that having a family and home will never be within the grasp of reality for them

Society is not ready for the consequences of this. A generation with no stake in the system would rather watch it burn

[Ryan Hisner @LongDesertTrain]

Confirmed again, for a fourth time: the greatest anti-dementia treatment ever discovered is the Shingles vaccine.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

That job needs to be audited to find how much money was stolen.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Thank you to Fox News for EXPOSING my support for...universal healthcare and taxing billionaires.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Wasn't Biden's plan to help alleviate student loans $300B?

Really happy we are giving that to Iran instead for funsies.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

We’re about to spend $300,000,000,000 rebuilding Iran after spending $80,000,000,000 destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid to take a hike.

America First.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

A better representation of all the money Trump’s sending to Iran

[Photon Miles @PhotonMiles]

soooo.... can we get Fable back now plz?

[dart @poordart]

>leaked audio recordings

>from the situation room

There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

My God.

The deal is worse than you can imagine.

https://t.co/2FFA2tYgAU

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

It’s time to clean the Reflecting Pool.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is the kind of love you can’t buy by engraving your name on a building.

[Matthew H @MattH_4America]

$300,000,000,000 for Iran

$0 for you

America First!
The golden age!

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?