𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™

•23• I have problems 🥴

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@FatDaddyFatGum @CargoBl1tz Ears wide the fuck open

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

I take it back theres an eyelash in my eye and it is beginning to hurt, send help

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

I feel I am at optimal bear fighting ability right now

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

Your priest should have touched you harder.

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@lcthxia I strive to be you

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

Chat I miss my bestie sister brother wife :’(

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

Me: *whispers* it speaks to me
Pookie: whO? 😟
Me: my stomach

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

Me and bro arguing:
“I will shit on your pillow!”
“You’re already shitting on my pillow!”

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

It’s like the room where it happens, but everything goes wrong in the room.

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@eggweggies I’m glad I killed him in cold blood in front of you.

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

Giving him the male seahorse treatment.

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

I’m glad you had an intimate moment with your fat, juicy, and wet burger.

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

The audacity 💀

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@ArmaLite15OU812 Lmfao wrong my mom is a hoarder and my stepdad cooks

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@eggweggies All are wrong. The answer is cum

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

If I turn you on, don’t talk back to me. Know your place, trash.

(Meant for my electronics, but also applies well to men)

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@eggweggies I fear we are diseased with dumb bitch syndrome

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

I still can’t believe he’s a dog and not a bunny. This is haunting me.

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

Call me Gordon Ramsay because I 🗣️FUCKING COOKED🗣️

[𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐁𝐨𝐲™ @PhxtGum]

@eggweggies