regicide

gay/18+/i do art (sometimes)/stupid AND autistic

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I’ve come to realize I don’t want a relationship I just wanna feel wanted thanks for coming to my Ted talk ^^

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@thecrunchy24 😔

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A zombie walks into a bar the bartender goes “OH GOD OH JESUS THE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD CALL 911”

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Jiggling my tits like the markipler car keys video to keep peoples attention

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“Your like that kid token from South Park but if he was white and everyone else was black” -manager

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>:3 #artpersona

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“Yaoi is problematic” YOU WATCHED “MY STEP BROTHER RAVAGES ME WHILE IM STUCK IN HIS FORD 4150 AND IM 12” DONT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT PROBLEMATIC

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I’m too broke to be empathetic 💔

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Just over here shwanging my meat sacks

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“What that mouth do” bark and scream and cry

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“Yeah you look like a biggie bag” -Frank

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“Yall are good at acting like idiots, no don’t stop I want everyone to how much of a fool y’all are” -frank

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There’s two types of bosses
Lesbian Kevin bacon
Frank

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“I’ve got the three Ds, divorce, debt, and dental insurance.” -frank

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@PhxtGum

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*whispering to a dead fly* did you yearn in your life span? Did you want or need deeply enough to feel hatred and loathing?

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@PhxtGum

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My pretzel penis is flaccid

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“Oh no!! Robotnic and his gay twink!!! They’re doomed yaoi!!!!!”

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Do tears burn because they’re made of rage and hatred or because they contain salt