Phyllis Horning

Stand-up Comedian and SITS Chief Wrangler by way of Aerospace Engineering. And that's just the beginning...

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@MCharlesMedia 👍🏼

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@MCharlesMedia I miss you both!! ❤️❤️

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@hwinkler4real I’m a huge fan, Henry! Well deserved! Mazel Tov!!

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@epicuridusk Hahahaha!

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@Ethelssoninlaw Hahahaha

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@SallyMullins1 Hahahaha! More like the inside of a rotten egg!

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@MCharlesMedia Awww. I love you!

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@MCharlesMedia What???? Vote!!!!

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@MCharlesMedia I woke up in the middle of the night to watch the wedding also

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#JohnLewis

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@johnalogue Worst of the carfefes

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@aaronisajoke Hahaha. Now I know....

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If the Prime Minister won't say it, then I will: STOP going to pubs/bars/cafes/restaurants IMMEDIATELY or reveal yourself to be a reckless, selfish imbecile with no regard to the lives of our elderly & sick. This is not a game, this is a deadly war that's about to erupt.

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@MCharlesMedia Very scary.

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@ahorn720 @Stanford @Snyder_Lab_SU Woot woot!

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

.#OurPower is only the beginning.

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#SensodyneforIceCream 🍦🍧
Free ice cream day!

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Tweet tweet. I’m back. #relevant #politics #recognition #tweet #hashtag #backtocomedy #laugh #ostomy #nocolon #funny

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Checked bag, TSA Pre, coffee and gate. 11 minutes. Personal Best! Now where can I buy a lottery ticket? #funny #comedy #LAX #americanairlines #AA #airport #travel #Vacations #family #batmitzvah #WestPalmBeach #Orlando #disneyworld #nashville2018

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The planet doesn’t really look anything like the candy bar. But how does it taste? Then again, Three Musketeers doesn’t taste like them either. #funny #candybars #candy #MarsLanding #Mars #comedy #imhugry #calories