Gordon “The Hammer” Pibb

World Dodgeball Champion 2004 | Born 1967 | Sports | Beer | The Tavern | Sex | Travel | The Beach | Dartys | Margarita Towers

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Later …

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Pibb went for a few beers and ended up blackout faded

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What a great invention

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Love when girls play sad songs at the parties so they can all cry together. Actually I would probably too if I was gonna be an elementary teacher for the rest of my life. Grow up

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@PBeergeron Facts

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@wiseguykeith Sleep with freshman, do as many trips as possible, make a zyn tower, fuck your girl friends, and never say no to anything

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@fr0stydavis Oh god

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How many pitchers can @PBeergeron and I do? Aiming for 5 minimum … to keep things calm

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10 days left of college won’t not touch a drink everyday

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Nothing like drinking pitchers until you forget how many your ordered

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Am I a loser for having a girlfriend? #Goodbye4s 😓

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College Semesters Rankings:

1.) Junior Spring (Italy)
2.) Senior Spring
3.) Senior Fall
4.) Junior Fall
5.) Freshman Spring
6.) Freshman Fall
7.) Sophomore Spring
8.) Sophomore Fall

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Disgusting

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I hate the new NBA…

wtf is so funny after your team just lost in a game 7 at home as your injured and couldn’t play

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Red Sox = life support
Bruins = Dead
Celtics = Dead
Patriots = Infidelity

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I’m gonna be an adult in 2 weeks. Looks like I’m drinking for 14 days

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Hey soccer isn’t that bad World Cup soon! Let’s go

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Taking a shit in the upstairs bathroom during a party. Hope no one realized and I hope I can get some #BeGoodBeGreat

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Tough time to be a Boston fan. We ride with them during the hard and the good. #CityOfChamps

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19 days left until graduation. Planning on drinking 14 of those days 😭