Horatio Alexander

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@FoxNews Surrender in Switzerland Day.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@RadioFreeTom And that is how you surrender.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@JohnCleese He's a classy fella alright.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@FoxNews Trump lands to sign his surrender docs. Good job and try not of fall asleep.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@EricTrump @dc_mma Show your phone records Magat boy. We all know.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@SecMullinDHS @ufc @Freedom250 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @DHSgov What a dick head.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@ChristopherMH11 @BuzzPatterson You might say it is "shitty," you know, like umm, your Magat champion's pants.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@ChristopherMH11 @BuzzPatterson Would did you expect, I am a pickle, not a bot. JFC.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@CBSNews BREAKING: Trump loses his own stupid war!

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@SusieWiles47 Hahaha. Magat Susie chimes in with Eric in the Situation Room. Who'd he bet on Susie?

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@AdamKinzinger How is this one Magat Betsy?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

WTF!!!!!

Trump is f-cking using Honor Guards at a UFC event on the Lincoln Memorial.

No this is NOT ok. Don’t you dare call yourself a “patriot” while supporting this crap.

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

Trump tore up the JCPOA because he doesn’t like Obama.

Now we’re $100B into a stupid, deadly war with Iran and worse off than when it began.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@krassenstein Eric needs to lasso JD and get in that Situation Room.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Today is @realDonaldTrump’s 80th birthday—so we wanted to remind him of his favorite card.

May every day be another wonderful secret.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I can't imagine why you'd enjoy two men in shorts wrestling.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@EricTrump Hmm, who should we believe??????? Hahahahaha. Stupid Magats.

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@mattgaetz Pedo Matt joins the "Mission Accomplished" Magat crowd!

[Horatio Alexander @Pickledicklewit]

@TrumpDailyPosts Got that right.