Arjun

If you had to fight the voices every day you too would enjoy playing among us without socks.

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Sorry for my recent hiatus everytime I try to drag myself to my phone my so called "wife" shows up in a sexy Fred Flinstone cosplay and yababa Dada doos all over my shit

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

My body is a machine that turns $3.99 CAD into 2L of Pepsi

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Im just a little water balloon that's gonna pop.

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

I am for sure drunker then john wall rn (thank you dereck for getting me home safe)

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Instead of saying what college they went to football players should tell us what their favorite Kpop demon hunters song is in their player intros

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

I could really go for some prolonged eye contact with a girl who just straight up hates me right now

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

I have used the term "sex terrorism" multiple times tonight and every use has been incredibly warranted

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

"Here comes the tickle monster" (whips my dick out)

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

I may only be 5'6 but I'm 3'2 when I stand on buisness. #entrepreneurs

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

@ottawa_stan @NCC_Skateway Omg im boutta tweet

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

You have $15 to spend on sided what are you getting

Cauliflower $1

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Things to say when the convo is getting dry.

Is your uncle homeschooled?
Who is your favorite Flintstone?
What is the minimum age for your uncles underground fighting pit?
Would you rather be named Fredrick or the lord of onions?
Is your nephew ok?

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Cum dog in the head river? @AustinEkeler

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

My hungry ass could NOT be a zookeeper

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Some of y'all have never been a part of a game winning drive in a one score game of roblox football with the boys, and it is GLARINGLY obvious.

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

She Bob on my Kevin till I Stuart

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

As I sit down at my professor's office hours, I gaze in horror at my package of unopened frozen fish sticks in his chair. I know realize why the oven was calling me "the worst student it's ever had."

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

Just went from 320lbs to 110lbs. How did I do it, you ask? I stopped going on the scale with my parking tickets.

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

In today's morphine dream, I break into my next-door neighbors house, who is very concerned about me multiple times to steal 1 frozen chocolate covered nut every time I get hungry. (I am allergic)

[Arjun @Pie_is_tweeting]

@Chris__Crinkle Yes