Chris Crinkle

I am not SANTA CLAUS it is not funny please stop messaging me

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

@ottawa_stan @NCC_Skateway Wow 😲😳

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

You ever just wake up in the middle of the night, leave your room and then open the door to another room and watch them sleep. Just wondering

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

Kids have to be nerfed. How come they can play twice in a row in Tic Tac Toe??! When I was young we threw rocks at each other

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

If you come over to my house and see holes in the wall it is because of Just Dance. I'm tired of answering this question

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

Chat, do I have aura?

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

Do ever just open the fridge and see a some butter. Every night I take a bite

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

If someone offers you a jellybean WATCH OUT. It might be one of the scary ones

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

I pinkie promise that I am a great father. Don't ask my kids, I lost them ⚖️

[🎃 @twaniimals]

mood

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

@taangerineee HELLLO

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

Do we know if Rhinos are extinct or not? Haven't seen one in a while and I'm a little worried @peta

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

Why the kiddos always calling me Unc. I don't get it @BarackObama

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

@Pie_is_tweeting Bro are you serious

[Chris Crinkle @Chris__Crinkle]

I am Chris Crinkle and I am a Compliments enjoyed #compliments

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

how is she getting all these guests??