Chetin Göle

^rhymes w “threaten Coldplay" // 🇹🇷➕🇺🇸 // comedy person // #BBN #MFFL // 🎽🏀enthusiast // Post Mortem:

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

If you miss, as @paugasol said, “the beauty and purity of the game” — then ‘Post Mortem: Death of the @NBA Big Man’ is a perfect nostalgia elbow-shot to the face.

FULL VIDEO: https://t.co/55w3h7PVK3 directed by @WiseOldBitch

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

It took 70 years but it finally happened

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be Disney
> spend $165 million and 7 years making a new Star Wars movie
> first one in theaters in 7 years
> open it on Memorial Day with 4,300 theaters and the entire Lucasfilm marketing machine
> take #1 for the weekend. finally
> then Monday comes
> lose to Obsession
> lose to Obsession again Tuesday
> lose to Obsession again Wednesday
> Obsession is a horror movie made for under $1 million
> it went UP 39% in its second weekend. yours opened below Solo
> a movie that cost less than your craft services budget just retook #1

you brought Star Wars back to theaters after 7 years. it got out-grossed on a Wednesday by a wish-granting toy from a movie 200 times cheaper.

[getoffrobickerson @Yeeeerrrrobi]

We watch sports because once a decade or so they make us feel how the first 40 seconds of this video made me feel. God we used to be a proper fucking franchise

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

I made something insane. “BAKLAVA CHEWBACCA” is now available on all platforms. #ComedyRap #AltHipHip #NewMusic #unhinged #absurdHumor #IndependentMusic #baklava #BaklavaChewbacca

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@SheaSerrano Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@dallasmavs @Chime You killed this fanbase. No championship will undo the evils of Nico and FATrick Dumont. Just looking at your logo makes me want to die. Your lack of self awareness after the feckless actions of your leaders is deplorable.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@lupendblog “…made it clear as a ghost or a biter of the throats in the mirror

The writer of the quotes for the ghosts who supplier of the notes to the living…”

@LupeFiasco = 🐐🙏 #TheCool

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@jysn89 @davidsettle @RobDauster 8 > 1

💁🏻‍♂️🤡

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@creepydotorg @CMYLMZ @CMYLMZ most underrated actor in the world

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@creepydotorg @CMYLMZ @CMYLMZ IN THE SAME MOVIE!!!

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@jysn89 @davidsettle @RobDauster @jysn89: tHiS iS tHe BiG tWeLvE

[Dan Why-Ner @ReallyDanWeiner]

Dikembe Mutombo had an amazing personality. Here he is talking about his love for the Three Stooges with Conan O'Brien who then gets him to suck helium out of a balloon so he can try a Curly impression.

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@DD_Geopolitics He’s just a baba taking out the trash… https://t.co/tNQI1aUDOI

[Conrad Burry 🔴🐐🎨 @conradburry]

#PraviMVP

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@lupendblog I heard (lika group of cows) it’s was legit goin down 🥺😢

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@EtienneCatalan This is evil. End of humanity personified.

[Chetin Göle @PieceOfChet]

@MavsHighlights This one’s up there.