pierce

Just a bad boy doing what bad boys do.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

The du Pont Approach™ works every time. Take notes 📝 @royce_dupont

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.

Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

Mental illnesses as paintings:

Celiac Disease

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Just need tonight to be over

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the bear video game actually looks pretty cool

[CJ is doing aight @goodnewsfromCJ]

The shit they about to do to these Europeans might be classified as war crimes. That first Steph to Bron oop might break space time

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

Olympic Coaches when they gotta play team USA 😂🤦🏾‍♂️🏀

[𝖌𝖚𝖎𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖔 @guiol_]

FUCK AI
SUPPORT REAL ART 🫶🏽

[Lucian @Lucian64626905]

DUDE

HE DID IT AGAIN

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

DNC right now: