> Dems relentlessly shit on Elon
> Elon buys twitter, exposes censorship, restores actual free speech
> media loses its mind, calls Elon a fascist
> Biden admin launches investigations into Elon’s companies
> Trump almost gets assassinated, Dems and media downplay it
> Elon pushes election integrity, media accuses him of spreading “disinfo”
> Trump wins, appoints Elon to oversee DOGE
> media: “America is now a fascist technocracy”
> Dems double down on censorship and lawfare, Trump and Elon double down on winning
> Tesla stock soars, Trump’s approval rating highest ever
> media panics, calls it a “constitutional crisis”
> DOJ & SEC ramp up investigations, congress launches hearings on “Elon’s influence”
> Elon & Trump respond with more innovation, bigger wins, and record-breaking approval ratings
> cycle repeats, timeline advances
Listen, I’m obviously tied to legal obligations from the settlement with Twitch but I just need to say what I can say since this is the fucking internet.
I didn’t do anything wrong, all this has been probed and settled, nothing illegal, no wrongdoing was found, and I was paid.
Elden Ring Monday.