PMukiibi

Statistician | Monitoring & Evaluation | Public Health

'Quiet on the outside, noisy on the inside'

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@NaavaMolly @SCVillaJogoo Kitalo nyo

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@Muganzisecure Zoka coffee too, a budding story

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@TheSMACKLeague @smackelite Congrats to the @smackelite, well deserved

[The SMACK League #TSL @TheSMACKLeague]

The MC!🫡

Magero will take center stage with the mic, spreading the #TSL8Finale vibes this Sunday!🤩

[ZULUZ The Smack League Champions season 5 @Zuluz_2009]

Congratulations to
Our very own

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@AndrewOulanyah Congrats Hon.

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@Muganzisecure Final one, matooke vs ngonja?

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@Muganzisecure Which fruit trees are compatible with coffee?

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@Muganzisecure We can hear you clearly

[Andrew Ojok Oulanyah, MP @AndrewOulanyah]

Last night, we lost a fantastic national rugby team player, a Pirate to the core and a fine gentleman!

“If we knew the whereabouts of the Mother of Death, we would have subjected her and her entire family to the same fate!” - Acholi saying

Sail well, Sydney! 🏴‍☠️

#MementoMori

[Dr. Nalukwago @NalukwagoJudith]

I am so hurt Maxine.

A young lady with a brilliant future😭 I have seen you play and I knew the sky was not the limit. It hurts to see you gone��

You gave us the hope to dream again about an upcoming sports star in Uganda, thank you for being you.

May your soul rest in peace 🙏

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@biggerhillary Congrats Hillary

[Farm With Fred @Fredmunene_]

Yesterday night I saw fire 🔥

My German Shepherd old model has gone on strike since I started my vegetarian journey. Because of her poor performance, monkeys and squirrels have turned my farm into a free buffet. So,they have been unearthing the maize seeds I planted one week ago.

Yesterday I decided enough is enough. I consulted one of my friends who has been misleading me since 1963. He advised me to soak the maize seeds 12 hours in hot pepper water before planting.

He told me, “When the monkeys taste those seeds, they will see fire.” 🔥

I had some habanero peppers I normally use for chicken. I picked them, ground them, mixed with water, then soaked the seeds properly.

My friend, I used my bare hands.

After a few minutes I forgot everything and received a call 📞. While talking, I started feeling heat . Slowly by slowly I realized I was the monkey seeing fire first 😭

I rushed to the bathroom and took a cold shower. Nothing changed. The fire spread like wildfire from my hands to places I cannot mention in a public meeting.

I did not sleep the whole night. Painkillers couldn’t help ..At some point I used ice cubes but still couldn’t extinguish the fire 🔥 i even started negotiating with God and promising to return to eating meat 😭

Pray for me ☹️☹️

To be continued 🥹

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

With the #LondonMarathon taking place tomorrow, we have to throw it back to Stephen Kiprotich making history on these same streets! 🇺🇬🥇

Uganda’s first Olympic marathon gold at #London2012

#Olympics

[PMukiibi @PierreClav]

@pmukasaofficial @Washing76778564 The cassava too is a heavy feeder, not recommended to be mixed with coffee.

[Nkore William @WilliamNkore]

@RPLIndia Give @adriankasito a shot as well. I promise, you will be so entertained. I can give you his rugby 7s CV, but Google can also help.

[Daily Monitor Sports @Monitor_Sport]

Obituary | Simonsen’s stride: The life and layers of Allan Ssekamatte https://t.co/hevR2Bvz9j | @MagicLeft11

[Two5Four Sport @two5foursport]

@UgandaRugby photographer Hassan Omar Wamwayi has been shortlisted for the World Sports Photography Awards (Emerging Talent category), putting East African rugby storytelling firmly on the global maps.

📸Hassan

#Two5Four
#SportsPhotography

[Blanshe Musinguzi @Johnblanshe_m]

Curiosity led Prof. David Serwadda and colleagues to go to Rakai to study a strange illness in 1983. It turned out to be HIV/AIDS. In an interview, we discussed the history of HIV in Uganda and the four decades journey. @54ScienceAfrica.

https://t.co/JEpDZJbRzn

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Ugandan wildlife authorities have reintroduced southern white rhinos into the Kidepo Valley National Park, a remote protected area where they were once poached into extinction. https://t.co/gJcZK26CBU