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Piet Ras
@Piet_Ras85
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Joined October 2013
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Someone give this kid an award!
If cold beer and pizza can't fix your problem, ask yourself if it's a problem that really needs to be fixed.
Alcohol. Because Therapy is expensive.
Approx 50 people/day killed in first 20 days of current Israel/Gaza war. Since 1994 50+ people/day have been killed by criminals in SA.
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Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest people on the planet.
There are plenty of fish in the sea...I just suck at fishing.
My bucket list contains ice and beer.
The best way to die: Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.
The secret to a successful lemonade stand is vodka.
If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger.
I have to try this!
Party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks you up.
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
It’s a strange moment, when you realize that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid.
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.
Im conflicted on Friday nights, so tired after a long week, just want to sleep but I have so much whiskey I want to drink. Sigh.
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
Billion Dollar Idea: An app that deletes your phone number from other people’s phones.
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