Pig Delaney

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@GenCarlson HA DON’T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT! I MISS MY THIRTIES, THOSE WERE THE DAYS! I COULD CRUSH A MELON WITH MY THUMB BACK THEN! NOW? I CAN BARELY WIPE MY ASS HAHAHA!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @GenCarlson OUR HAMPERS COME WITH A NICE 24OZ PREMIUM ANGUS RIBEYE CUT BY YOURS TRULY! I HOPE YOU ENJOY!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

WHAT ARE YOU OHING, BOY?

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@neverever_x DON’T LISTEN TO THAT BAFOON! BECOME A PROUD MEMBER OF PIG’S BUTCHERY AND MEDICAL CARE FACILITIES! WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW FAMILY! (Plus we pay living wages!)

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@LilyBethClyde GREAT JOB LILY SHOW THOSE MONSTERS HOW ITS DONE!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@LilyBethClyde OF COURSE!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

KILL EM ALL, LILY!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@LilyBethClyde OH THATS WONDERFUL!!!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@LilyBethClyde WITH PLEASURE MY SWEET LILY!!!!!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@plzDoDrugs AW SHUCKS, YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THIS OLD PIG BLUSHING AGAIN.

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@Hackerman4000 BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

I MISS THOSE DAYS!!! NOW I CAN BARELY MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM IN TIME! HAHAHA IM OLD.

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@NewMoneyMarquis ZIMMY?! IS THAT YOU???

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@_CallMeScout I SUPPOSE YOU’RE RIGHT!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@_CallMeScout All my friends are dying.

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@_CallMeScout I’M 84 YEARS YOUNG!!

[Pig Delaney @PigDelaney]

@_CallMeScout MY APOLOGIES I DONT REMEMBER BECAUSE OF THE COCAINE.