Drunk Pigeon

I fly around and shit. No pun intended. Location, above your parked car

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

@whufc_official *he. Yeah, flying again soon. Thought I could have made an impact on the game flying down the wing. But you know how it is.

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

Jesus. They needed another goal. I was the man. But no... They fucked it up. Howson you tosser https://t.co/vt2wFpjesd

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Norwich midfielder Jonny Howson came to the rescue and took a pigeon to safety during the West Ham game! #SSNHQ

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

Just seen this on the @TheLadBible - this is me planning to take over the world after a few Britney Spears

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

.@Mancie_Baker Peckham Rye. Prime spot for drunks, like myself

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.@media_lad a response from a pigeon you say...

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

.@80s_Kidz I'm still living off Pigeon Street money

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

Dad? https://t.co/W2A8L70TAn

[Good Food @bbcgoodfood]

Are you game? Try these seasonal pigeon pies with bramble gravy: http://t.co/QkWixDgIIQ

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

Drunk pigeon gets a cheeky follow from @BlasdelGladys

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

@Isaac_Morris82 you weren't the only one drunk

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

.@sengzzy just how I like them

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@JenniferHerceg @UnaFangirl_OMG @HashingOfTheTag @DeviantHashtags I'm always home

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

@Benjiloco_ same

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.@boho_chicken what about getting hit on by a pigeon 😏😏😏

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.@AnneWheaton you're gonna get it

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.@Salmonae1 0 fucks given

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

Leg day at the gym today. And by leg I mean beer and by gym I mean pub

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

@13_Bees you can still be a part of us

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.@VictoriaJustice kind of

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.@salemmitchell Stanford University, major in finance, Chief Investment Officer. Don't have time for a note... You're welcome

[Drunk Pigeon @PigeonDrunk]

.@jaywilkinsonn I was hoping to find some alcohol