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[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Accidentally buying sparkling water instead of still water when thirsty and then hearing the fizz of disappointment when opening the bottle has to be 1 of the top 10 worst feelings

[(((Rubie))) @alexrubner]

There's one sure-fire method of getting the whole country facing the same way.

Hint: it rhymes with "door with france"

[PiinkOmega @PiinkOmega]

@ODEONCinemas @Josh_Pezza

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Oh no. Diana Rigg and now Kevin Keegan gone. The only two well known Doncastrians left are Louis Tomlinson and me. Mexborough doesn’t count Blessed.

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

All on Tuchel that I’m afraid.

Ah well at least I’m not a stinking, bankrupt, Falkland-less cunt

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Alex @AO1865]

Dan Burn for the last 20 minutes:

[TOYOTA RACING WEC @ToyotaRacingWEC]

🏆 Victory in a truly epic Le Mans! These 24 hours had everything – thrilling competition, heart-stopping overtakes and an incredible climax 🥳

Our TR010 HYBRIDs overcame it all to earn our sixth @24hoursoflemans win 🙌

#TOYOTARACING #TR010HYBRID #LeMans24 #WEC @FIAWEC

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

When she wanna make out but it’s the car chase scene in One Battle After Another

[Eric Thiel @Space_Strategy]

Trying to play it cool with friends while knowing the entire Moon Base and Artemis III timeline probably slipped by a year.

[Orm @orm0nde]

Average British Commando on “The Malvinas” in 1982:

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Seeing a happy couple at the gym on the machine I want

[LihuelRP @LihuelRP36]

Twitter desde que se agrego la traduccion automatica:

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Just realised my wired earphones can be heard and aren’t noise isolating so normies heard me play the Succession soundtrack for 10 hours straight on a flight

[Matt Bentley @JustMattBentley]

Dreams crushed by the UK:

- Owning a home
- Kanye Concert

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Opening your Teams and Outlook after the 4 day bank holiday

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

I can’t wait to claim I never saw this in 40 years time then demand thousands of pounds in compensation

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

It’s really fun that Discussing Film is posting about Balloony from Phineas and Ferb. Brings a tear to my eye