Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog)

Full Stack Web Developer | Husband | Foster Dad | I like solving problems with tech

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

Been tinkering over the last few days and what came out was a “handrolled” framework. It’s decently feature-full for something that was written in like 5 days, haha. Oh, and it’s published on Packagist so it can be installed with Composer.
Check it out! https://t.co/Jn8ZV3zaKw

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@aarondfrancis @tillermoney Ha! Sweet, sweet validation. Mine’s a Laravel app, chrome extension, and iPhone shortcut. I use Walmart Invoice Exporter for a JSON export. The only part I haven’t done is the Tiller integration, still manual transaction import.

https://t.co/JemYPeZvis

https://t.co/4uZuiAt5Gc

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

This used a lot of tokens (for me). I’ve been using a $20 Cursor plan for a year (boss isn’t on Twitter… for work and personal!). This is the first month I’ve used more than 50% included tokens. I hear 4 max plans used up in a weekend and cringe so hard. Not a token maxxer lmao.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

On a whim, I ran this prompt on my fully AI written personal finances app (Cursor, Composer and Grok). 31 subsystems, 11 simplifications suggested. Guess I steer it pretty good? I’m very hands on with every session and rarely do parallel work. Personal software is awesome!

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

A good way to audit your codebase:

• a strong orchestrator inventories every subsystem
• it sends fresh read-only agents through with a DSA prompt
• it validates, dedupes, and ranks

I ran this overnight and it found 93 opportunities across 55 subsystems! Audit only.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@terminaldotshop @MoaidHathot Had the exact same question. Last 3 shipments haven’t had a roasting date (repeat customer, dope ass coffee). Was it because the bag is vegan or some shit? 😉 Any plans to try and fix it? I’ll keep buying either way, just curious. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@glcst @penberg Does fostering (and possibly adopting) 4 kids count as “be fruitful and multiple” for Catholics? After all, Joseph was basically Jesus’ stepfather. He still get credit? 🙄😬😅

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@jeffrey_way I know this is true in my soul, but man it’s so not my normal setting. Got 4 from 1 month to 4.5 years old. Being up first makes the day so much smoother. And after 8:30 pm, I’m toast. But I still hate it. And I just settle for not having hobbies lol.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@aarondfrancis 50% of my reason for staying on Twitter is just so you can read my year in review.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@joshcirre @willking @aarondfrancis Tunnels

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@yacineMTB Get some of those Frida Windi Gas Passers (affectionately called “butt whistles”). Only thing that worked for my little guy. And he was a gassy one.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@joetannenbaum @wilburpowery @jasonlbeggs CAD in the terminal when?

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

This is what Business Dad (@ianlandsman) was trying to save you from @calebporzio. You can’t ChatGipity the legal stuff. Luckily, you’re not a complete nincompoop like these chumps, but still…

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@aarondfrancis A week and a half ago my 1 year old,3 year old, and I got the stomach bug. I was sitting on the couch with the 3 year old snuggled up and I hear her stomach gurgle. She sat up and threw up all over the couch and even got a little on the cat. Sorry kitty. 🤢

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

This is a great list of things to keep considering as you go through married life, not just when looking to find a spouse. Another Prime W.

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

here is unironically my list of things i did to achieve wonderful wife

1. write down everything you wish to have in a spouse
2. ponder this step deeply, do not leave anything out
3. read each thing you wish to have in the spouse out loud and ask "do i live up to these demands?"
4. stopped looking at porn
5. built drive and purpose into my life
6. went to church

prime's 6 steps to finding a wife, results may vary

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

A bug that I hit all the time with queue workers in Laravel: running php artisan queue:restart doesn't actually restart the workers. Solution? Check that cache driver! If it's still set to file, you might have a permissions issue with the user that runs your deploy commands.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@austencam That is amazing! Y’all are both super talented. I hope you enjoyed Kentucky for the hot second you were there.

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

A great introspective moment at Laracon that got overshadowed by everyone’s collective nervousness for DCoul as he accidentally drops his production database migrations table. Worth thinking about for a while.

[Daniel Coulbourne @DCoulbourne]

For all the heads who loved this slide from my Event Sourcing talk, boy do I have a whole philosophical tradition for you!

This quote came to me at 2am the night before the talk, but it's inspired by Jaques Derrida 🧵

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

.@terminaldotshop Bug reported! I don't trust your reporting system though. Kind of a let down. 🙄

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

I thought I was chaos parenting. Turns out I’m “iteratively parenting”. 🙄

[Vic 📠 @VicVijayakumar]

@natenorberg sounded better than yolo parenting / chaos parenting

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

@jakebathman @johnrudolphdrex Never doubted you

[Aaron Eisenberg (not a real dog) @PikaJew002]

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