Badger

Queer & Nonbinary: they/them/theirs. Good witch. Parent (Zaza) of 3 sweet beans. Writer & editor. Support my gender-affirming care:

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

i’m alive, just not on this app hardly ever anymore. find me on instagram/threads/tumblr on the same handle.

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

update on my life: i have been having the most challenging time of my life since i got fired and i’m barely hanging on to hope that things will get easier. endless obstacles, hoops to jump through, too many moments where it seems everything possible is going wrong.

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

@renee_millette damn i would go to 90s night with you

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@renee_millette like why are these women wishing fast-moving terminal brain cancer on themselves and wishing to burden their children with caretaking!!!

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@lizzito_ come to denver

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

got fired, had a massive breakdown, went to see my favorite band with my favorite people, successfully negotiated more money out of my severance, and now applying for new jobs like a boss. happy fuckin august i guess

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@elisabethepps applied!

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Bumpy is the best character in Camp Cretaceous and you can’t change my mind. she’s a self-domesticated ankylosaurus and i love her

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

I am as excited for Barbie and Oppenheimer as anyone but please when you have some time watch THEY CLONED TYRONE which just dropped Netflix. It’s a fucking masterpiece I promise.

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

i forgot that bible/christian children’s media exists and now there’s a whole new realm of things for me to block from Mo’s youtube 🫠

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@natcatvins Haley Joel Osmont voiced Kash!!! i hated that character but i love that HJO voiced him.

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it’s incredibly satisfying to me that mitch and tiff get eaten in camp cretaceous. they were like the shittiest ken and barbie ever.

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

@natcatvins You keep sending me on camp cretaceous cast deep dives and it’s excellent. Thank you!!

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@renee_millette i got my dad a Darth Vader grinder with a storm trooper silicone bowl to go with it and he was delighted lmao so i feel this

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

@natcatvins wait WHAT?! i need to look into this immediately!!!

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@ItsAddyRoche i hope it does for you too 💛

[Badger @PikachuPirate]

having a Bad Time

[🐈‍⬛ @KamilaShakur]

A community baby shower is coming up next month for pregnant people in Detroit. FYI, if you know someone who could benefit please share 🍼

[zach @extrafabulous]

remember when we all collectively dreamed that a train full of chemicals crashed in an american town and the spill was intentionally burned, poisoning the air and water and local wildlife and we were upset but then something else happened so we forgot