Captain-Pike

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@Dreamboum Defeatist retards like yourself truly are a lower class of human.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

I'm God's favorite lizard and this scalding hot Walmart is my terrarium.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@RetroSpaceGame I feel bad for you guys. This comment section is full of illiterate retards who completely missed the point you were making.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

Thanks to @CantCastLucifer for recommending Monkey Shoulder. I am absolutely fucked rn.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@foolibuster If you put him in a little Walmart vest, I'll make it my pfp. I feel like I'm Walmart's abuse goblin.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@Eruantion87 @DavidBlizzard @Walmart I wish our atc's staged lmao. They spend most of their time keeping their thumb warm.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@Eruantion87 @DavidBlizzard @Walmart 3, maybe 4. Pick, stage, and dispense. Quality check too if it is randomly selected to be part of one. The drivers are not considered to be part of Walmart despite their namesake of Spark.
It's likely that only the picker even saw the spider wrap if it was bagged.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@Im_human_too_ Zastava, based

[Squidward of Catarina 🏳️‍⚧️ (COMMS OPEN) @Goosusette]

mohgwyn palace pack

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@Frontieresmedia France is coming dangerously close to an interdict. Any clergyman who abides this should it pass needs to be excommunicated.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@gregthesorcerer A prophecy fulfilled

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

Scalpers will not be granted entry into heaven. Choke on your hoard.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@bionic_ooze Sounds like something Greg the Sorcerer would do.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

United Dairy's milk mogs tf out of great value milk. That is my wisdom for the day

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@chill59139129 @X9_redux A new insult has been learned, thank you for your wisdom.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@Nero_R_Oblivion @11975MHz Need a mint vs kudzu deathmatch here in the south then. Battle of the most invasive.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@CamoTheKobold You can't just go posting porn like this on my timeline man.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@unicouniuni3 Is Uni applying to be a Dark Souls 2 Ogre?

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

Some of you people need to get it tf together, you should not smell worse than a literal rotting corpse. You fuckers could make maggots puke and God cry.

[Captain-Pike @Pike_VT]

@superfeyn A fellow pasty one. We reflect light like mirrors