Pillchucker

For as much as I complain, you'd never know how lucky I have it on this rock.

🤖umps plz

Want to stop abortions?
#DontNut

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

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#backorderhell

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

There are some really great people #onhere and I enjoy yalls tweets and have learned so much about a lot of things I didn't even know I was ignorant about.

Just wanted to say thanks!

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

if we’d actually known how disinterested some of the key stakeholders really were in winning this election we may as well have spun the wheel on a third party or two. do not ever, ever let the democratic party tell you it’s your fault ever again. it's not

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

1,051 players have accumulated 5,000 plate appearances in major leagues (1876-present).

Dick Allen is tied for 18th out of 1,051 in OPS+

Here are the top 25. BIG names.
@baseball_ref @Stathead

[Duchess_Beeyah🖤🤍 @KhadijaGarba19]

@duns_sc0tus I saw this some weeks ago 😰

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@DrewStubbmuffin Jfc that is bleak that someone would type all that unironically

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

Hey DNC

Stand up as a group, look at any of the 50 someodd EASILY FIXED reasons why the "campaign" failed and start fucking fixing them instead of blaming who did or didn't vote.
Quit your fucking bitching and finger pointing and get to work.

It's YOUR FAULT. DO BETTER

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@lgndrydogwatta @whoiskrunky Oh my GOD how had I never seen this before

[Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart]

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."

[Ty🎉 @Tyrocks12ty]

@ThatDudeMCFLY They want the benefit of voting for people that want to see others suffer without the consequence of people reaction to that

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@DrugSlanger @PhlawlessPharm *boarder

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@EVR551 What about left fielder *COUGH COUGH CLEARS THROAT * 3X GOLD GLOVE left fielder

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@DrugSlanger Same as it ever was brother

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@Corrinasaur Let me know what you decide lol

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Perhaps the Democrats should have held a serious primary

[Randy Cruz @randyjcruz]

Since its Election Day, never forget when Deez Nuts got 9% of the vote in North Carolina in 2016 😂

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@courtnelc @Corrinasaur Tonight is a good night to watch a long ass favorite movie and then check in every few hours

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

@wickterrell I wasn't planning for it but I'm very pleased to report I will be demolishing what's left of the pork shoulder I smoked Sunday night/Mon AM

Might make this a tradition. Hard to feel stressed about anything else when you have the meat sweats

[Pillchucker @Pillchucker]

Remember to put God first when you are sending out unsolicited pictures of your dick and remember to put God first when you embezzle money from the poorest people in your state

Pretty sure that's verbatim right out of the Bible

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

College Gameday set up outside of the Capitol building for election coverage would be elite. Imagine Corso putting on a Trump or Kamala head at the end of the show.