Hangrymama

Mama of two little sirs

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I'm pretty sure looking through the house for THE lost toy while trying to breathe in patience, counts as yoga

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@WalkingOutside Oh! we have that game too!

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Things said by my son's at a funeral:

6yo*repeatedly explained the big bang theory to Catholics*

4yo: Dada are you STILL sad?! I'm not going to be

And in his sweetest voice...
4yo: I guess it's time for a new Grandpa

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4*wraps hands in my hair* who's going to cuddle me tonight?

Me: Dada

4: *unwraps hand* bye bye hair, hello beard!

Me to hubs: you are never shaving again

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Missing the days when I use to get around as much as a cold virus in a kindergarten class... I may have had too much NyQuil

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Get home
Take all of my clothes off to poop
Worrie that this whole parenting thing is starting to work backwards

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To the stranger who honked at me while I was running. Our brief interaction left me with questions:
Was this an attempt at a compliment?
Are you saying you like my pace?
Do you think I'm someone else?
Do you think I should run faster? If yes is it because you are a serial killer?

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@dadsohot You've mastered chill!

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Me: awe I love this show! I use to watch it as a kid!

6: ya it's 2D looks really old like 167 million

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3yo: I wish our cat could talk

Now all I can picture is the cat telling 3 "go fuck yourself kid" in a really low baritone

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@The_Papa_Jim_ Adorable! Congratulations!

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My cousin cut my mom's hair. So now 3 and 6 are running around with a hunk of her hair tied with a bow.... that's normal right?!

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@Mama_Bee14 Happy birthday...and you probably still have to share your cake

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@dad_on_my_feet Happ birthday!

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@Jenn_H_Scott Congrats!

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@MommyNarrated Lol so perfect

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@mommameetsworld @kimlockhartga @with_a_ph23 Lol

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I should go to bed... but fuck mornings! So I'm just going to stay up, go to bed too late and inevitably make my morning worse

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@MaxsMama678 @kimlockhartga @with_a_ph23 It is weird that fairness is the default when we all know things aren't fair🤔

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@mommameetsworld @kimlockhartga @with_a_ph23 Because Twitter is a cess pool of deadly sins