Dad So Hot

Living & loving the #dadlife! A collection of ramblings for your parental amusement.

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

My youngest hates pizza and my oldest watches zit popping videos on Instagram. The future is screwed.
#dadlife #parenting #weirdkids

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

I value my constitutional rights, too. Especially the one that lets me choose to listen to people who know way more about pandemics than me. Like doctors, for instance.

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

Binging Scandal while in quarantine makes this whole Trump presidency thing a lot more believable.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

I haven’t put socks on for like two weeks and I still can’t find matching socks. #quarantine

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

Donald Trump is a horrible human being.

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

The worst.

[💦Slippery Secret💦 @SlipperySecret]

What kind of monster makes ultrathin cheese slices?

[The Dad @thedad]

Waiter: would you like to see the menu?
Me: no thanks, I know what I’m having
Wife whispers to me: they definitely won’t do chicken nuggets here
Me: menu please

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

Current Status:

Helping my kid look for her Milky Way bar I ate a couple hours ago.

[Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara]

Me: Everyone should follow their true calling in life.
Husband: Shopping at Target isn’t a calling.

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

I don’t always agree with my friends on political & religious issues, but I still call them friends. We may not have everything in common, but we’re all rational humans who realize it’s possible for two people to disagree and still be kind and respectful.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

I come from a long line of white people, complaining about the snow on facebook

[Nacho Enthusiast @leapeajo]

I need a *hero. I’m holding out for a *hero till the morning light.....

*Taco

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

“Just saw this dad trying out mowers by pretending to hold a drink and yell at his kid to get out of the way.”
Merica.

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

@Chuckles152

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

@dadsohot and I love it every time! 😜

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

@jimmyjohns

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

Guy at Jimmy Johns: Here ya go!
Me: Thanks!
Guy: You’re welcome. Hope you enjoy it.
Me: Thanks, you too!

....🤦‍♂️ every. time.

[Dad So Hot @dadsohot]

@gunna_brooklyn