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ΑΔX| Dallas | Airline Pilot✈️| 🇨🇮

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

There was a time when a random licensed PS2 game was way better than it had any right to be.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Where is my 5 iron? Is it safe? Is it alright?”

“It seems, in your anger, you threw it into the lake…”

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Michael Keaton wrapped up his Kent State commencement speech by saying “I’m Batman.”

And that is exactly why Michael Keaton rules.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Looks like I gotta carry my team on my back. I hope they know I can’t throw. Bad shoulder. Whole big thing

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS HILARIOUS🚨🚨

Kristin Juszczyk posted that she accidentally booked her husband #NFL All-Pro Kyle Juszczyk a middle seat on a five hour cross country flight. https://t.co/XdQnWxT5ry

“I accidentally booked Kyle a middle seat on a 5-hour flight & I'm scared for my life”

“I’m not safe after this flight lands. If no one hears from me later you know who it was”

“He’s texting me death threat”

Kyle is 35 years old, 6 feet 1 inch, and 235 pounds, and has made $50 million in his career.

This video is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[Best of Star Wars @bestofstarwar]

Ok so what’s your all time favourite Star Wars sound?

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

"this is where the fun begins" ⭐️

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: Elizabeth Warren is being brutally SLAMMED for facilitating the destruction of 17,000+ American jobs after Spirit Airlines is officially SHUT DOWN

In 2024, the socialist called it a "win" to block a merger with JetBlue

This aged HORRIBLY.

Her bad faith attempts to "save Americans money" actually backfired massively.

[Ronny Doitche @RonnyDoitche]

These guys run out of trick shots? @lilsamsquanch66

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

This is how whiskey should feel, looks yummy 🥃

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

Dusty Baker waited three decades to win a World Series as a manager. When it finally happened, he didn't celebrate until he finished his scorecard

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The trough is now open for piss!

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

9:15, let’s have a great day everybody! #TheOtherGuys

[Mark Blutman @BlutmanMark]

New socially accepted intimate behavior between friends has been unlocked. People free to finger lock without shame. @MrJerryOC

[Adam Gretz @AGretz]

I have seen first sips of beer. This is not a first sip of beer lol