Pim Tool

Award Wanting Journalist. My interviews are so unbiased it hurts.

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@CrippledJesus @kendollinhide That guy jumped the shark a long time ago

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Hi @jesuiskenn. I'm a journalist. Did you really admit that Ken Doll is truly more poppin than you? Have you chosen a new stage name yet? My fav podcast plays a lot of Ken's songs and personally I think he's overrated. I was kinda hoping you'd destroy him with a diss track

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@BrettAndreassen @StanMorris @mikegamms @imwithdick @kendollinhide #internetjournalism #integrity #research

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Is it implied that follower notifications framed and hung in your living room be kept private, unedited and confidential?

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WTF Ken? Now she's blocked me. That twitter account was my #1 source for public cat x-rays and failed wedding photos. https://t.co/agdIYcEUhV

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I have decided to take fresh look at the lolsuit #integrity https://t.co/tETmAOFG2v

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@imwithdick @Timcast Ohhh @Timcast you cursed journalist! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh -- what a world -- what a world!

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@Ashanmaril "Hayden Drew and the Mystery of the Extra Long Dry Cycle"

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Should I do more unbiased twitter polls? Be honest.

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I grill @PeachSaliva about why she loves trying new food so much in my latest interview #hardhittingQs #journalism #pursuitoftruth

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@Timcast @MildlyInfuri8ng @kendollinhide @cunexttimepod Ask your patrons if some friendly journalistic competition is something they'd be interested in. Yes or no this time - no funny business! I'll probably end up seeing the screenshots.

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@Timcast @MildlyInfuri8ng @kendollinhide @cunexttimepod This is where we have a journalist-off to see who's less biased. Winner gets all the beanies.

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@dude2o @kendollinhide It goes twice as fast when there are two people working on it

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Preemptively disqualifying Denzel's vote

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Another balanced poll for my followers (only vote if you've put $10 in the beanie fund) NO SCREENSHOTS!!

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@samglaze Excuse me sir, do you have a patreon receipt for that opinion?

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Working on a hard-hitting piece covering the 1995 OJ Simpson trial. I don't want to get into the practice of covering news that's actually new #journalist4life

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Thanks for taking down that reddit screenshot of my journalistic process @MomentOfXen My brother and I spent an hour on the front lines choosing the perfect unbiased, fair & balanced words to craft that poll with #integrityiseverything